Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always find their way with their flow.
Worst Jokes Ever
How do rappers stay cool?
They use RAP-SICLES.
Why can't science be combined with religion?
Because science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.
What does weed and the Carolina Panthers have in common?
They both get smoked in bowls.
What is long and the line is black?
The line at KFC.
A kid asks Trump:
Kid: "Where are the confidential files?"
Trump: "There they are, bud!"
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe. He holds air hostage.
What do math and me on P-hub have in common?
They are both hard.
What movie does an orphan hate?
"Spider-Man: Far From Home."
What does the suicidal person say on New Years?
"New year, no me."
The British equivalent to 9/11 would be a big red bus crashing into Big Ben.
What did the drunk emo say to the bartender?
Nothing, she was hung over.
What’s worse than finger banging your sister?
Finding your dad’s wedding ring.
I was out to dinner with my 19 year old girlfriend. I, being 47, had many people shouting at me and calling me a creep.
It really ruined our 10th anniversary.
Your gene pool is so shallow, you could break your neck diving in.
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case he had to drop some BOMBS.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Angler.
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some STREET KNOWLEDGE on the other side.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
MC Illusion.
