Why was the rapper always cold?
Because his lyrics were too ICY!
Worst Jokes Ever
If Slade were a vegetable, he’d be a BRUSSELS SPROUT... small, bitter, and NOBODY wants him at the table.
If Slade were any more SENILE, he’d be pH 7.
Maybe Leo actually isn’t stupid... maybe she just has bad luck with thinking!
Hugging Leo is a great way to commit suicide... you’d just drown in all her fatness.
Leo is more useless than a HEDGEHOG with ALOPECIA.
If BLESSEDBRIAN were any more inbred, he’d be a SANDWICH.
I’ve seen more life in a bowl of WEEK-OLD GUACAMOLE than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.
"BlessedBrian" is like Monday mornings... everyone dreads him, but somehow he KEEPS SHOWING UP.
"BlessedBrian must be a bank loan... because he has NO INTEREST."
Why did the mop lick the floor of the bathroom? Because it was so poopy.
Why did the human eat cereal in the bathroom?
So he could querk.
Why did the Octopus go down the toilet?
Because he had a toilet call in the drain.
Q: Why aren't emo jokes funny?
A: They always seem to cut a little too close.
I tried to get into an emo bar, but I didn't make the cut.
Quote from Seth no.1: "I would have fought back, but she was seven."
What do you call a fat chick with a rape whistle?
Optimistic.
Emos,
They're always a cut above the rest.
You're so skinny that people can't even see you.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
MC Presto.
