harry potter is a movie about a grown adult man with a unhealthy obsession with a teenage boy
i became anti furry because i don't want doom slayer after me
lord of the rings is about a group of white americans taking 9 hours to return jewelry
its not a hate crime if you dont hate the person
it's not a war crime if no ones alive to report it.
you will never see a redneck opposing a war. he will instead say, "wait, i get to kill people and it's not illegal? and their foreigners?"
why did the orphan cross the road
so he can be hit by a car and be reunited with his parents
school would be a lot different if the quiet kid had a rpg
roses are red, violets are blue, don't look in my backyard, or i will come for you
So can we agree that Jesus was the first victim of cancel culture?
my friend: hey i got 15 kills! me: i got 60 kills! my friend: i didn't know you played call of duty! me: whats call of duty?
the way to stop school shootings is to give children a rpg
Why was Helen Keller truly an inspiration?
Answer; She learned how to read and write despite being from Alabama!
What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.
Why do INBRED RACIST WHITE TRASH SCUM live on "Welfare" and vote for Republicans"?
Answer; Because they are RETARDED due to rhe "Inbreeding"!
So I saw a bag full children near a dumpster, I guess we know where the Orphans are when the parents didn’t want them..
Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic Priest comes along, otherwise the Priest will have new sex toys..
I like my people how I like my tea..
In a bag under water.
Me: truth or dare?
Crush: dare
Me: I dare you to give me your phone number
Crush: umm nevermind truth
Me: ok what is your phone number
Daddy wheres my anus
“If we don’t have a strategy, then the enemy will never know our strategy.”
-Sun Tzu, Art of War.
