Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Bob Ross fighting in Vietnam. "They're in the happy little trees, shoot the happy little trees and bushes!"

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    • What's the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.

    Q: How do Chinese people name their kids?

    A: They throw pots and pans down the stairs and see what noises they make.

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    • "Why did Susie fall off the swing?" "Because she had no arms."

    "Why couldn’t she get up off the ground?" "Because she had no friends."

    "Knock knock." "Who’s there?" "Not Susie, she’s still on the ground."

    "Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?" "Everywhere."

    "Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?" "Because it was in a different body bag."

    "Why did Susie drop her ice cream?" "She was hit by a bus."

    "Why did Susie fall off the swing?" "Someone threw a refrigerator at her."

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    • Me: Have you ever went sky diving?

    Friend: No.

    Me: Well don't, it sucks.

    Friend: Why?

    Me: They gave me a parachute and I lived.

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    • Q: Why did the father throw butter out the window?

    A: He wanted to see a butterfly.

    Kid 1: "Fortnite is good and Brawl Stars sucks!"

    Me: Wow, I didn't know you were dyslexic.

    Only one of Kenny's girlfriends has ever said he's good in bed.

    But she has to. She's his mom.

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