Worst Jokes Ever
Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.
Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.
Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.
What planets do Astronauts like to pee on?
Uranus!
(Say this out loud and it will make more sense.)
Teacher: What does a cow say?
Susie: Moo.
Teacher: Good. Now what does a duck say?
Jimmy: The duck goes quack.
Teacher: Now what does a pig say?
Little Jonny: A pig says, "Get up against the wall, you black motherfucker!"
Me: If a skinny person goes skinny dipping, then what do fat people do?
My friend: Chunky dunks.
What is a paedophile's favorite thing about Halloween?
Free delivery XD
"Most Deadly Sport"
Playing chicken with a train!
What is an astronaut's favorite button? A space bar.
"Wakanda Forever" didn't last forever.
What is the best type of girl to fuck?
Homeless girls, because after, you can drop them off anywhere.
My teacher said he is gonna call my dad, I can't wait to meet him! 🥰🥰🥰
I crashed into those motherfuckers! 😂😂😂
You're walking alone on a street when a person slaps you with a silk glove and runs away. As you watch them run, 2 cops are chasing them.
Why can't Biden play chess?
Because he doesn't have the towers.
I got an orphan an iPhone 6. I told him to press the home button. He has been doing it all day.
Why do people in a wheelchair make bad jokes? Because they are bad at stand-up.
When I was watching my daughter at the park earlier, another parent asked a man, "Which one is yours?" and he replied, "I'm still choosing." She looked horrified.
My wife told me to be more in touch with my feminine side, so I crashed the car.
Q. What is the most endangered creature in India?
A. The baby girl.
I got kicked out of the hospital because I told all the COVID-19 patients to stay positive.
Why can't the orphan play the game of life? They don't know what a family road trip is. 😆