Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

My doctor called me fat. I told him I wanted a second opinion and he said, "OK, you're ugly too."

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  • What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he's hooked up to? The computer runs.

    The Pentagon is changing the nuclear codes to over 140 characters, ...

    so Trump can't tweet it.

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  • Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.

    What do you call a dog with no legs? -- Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.

    Yo mama is so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and walked out with a job application.

    What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? -- One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.

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  • My grandma refused to be an organ donor. She was buried with all her musical instruments.

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  • Two horses are standing in a field. "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse," says the first.

    "Moo!" says the second.