Worst Jokes Ever
Trust your calculator. It's something to count on.
The sexual shout "Yes Daddy" probably originated in Alabama.
I'll never forget my grandfather's last words: "STOP SHAKING THE LADDER, YOU LITTLE CUNT!"
Only one of Kenny's girlfriends has ever said he's good in bed.
But she has to. She's his mom.
The retards take the ancestry tests at 24andMe.com.
What do you call Hitler?
Gay.
What did Michael Jackson find on his bed?
Billie's Jeans.
Roses are red, violets are not, everyone at Grant High School is probably a thot.
All dumbs aren't blonde.
What did Michael Jackson find on his bedsheets?
Billie's Jeans... Hee hee!
How did Stephen Hawking please his woman? He uses a hard drive.
Someone raped my ear, now I have hearing aids.
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
To cover his butt-quack.
Roses are red, violets are black, I traded my son for 10 Big Macs.
I drove past Wendy’s the other day. No other stores were open, so I asked, “Wendy’s openin’ then?”
Bend over and spell run.
What are the differences between a preschool and a pedophile's basement? Little kids leave preschool.
If you push someone that's bullying, if you kill someone that's murder, if there is no evidence it's nothing.
April Fool's joke: Go to an orphanage and tell them, "Their parents came back."
I got mad at my sister's boyfriend, so I fucked his girl.