Worst Jokes Ever
My doctor called me fat. I told him I wanted a second opinion and he said, "OK, you're ugly too."
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he's hooked up to? The computer runs.
What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hare line.
The Pentagon is changing the nuclear codes to over 140 characters, ...
so Trump can't tweet it.
A cobra once bit Chuck Norris. After hours of agonising pain... it died.
Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.
A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a door, and a staircase.
What do you call a dog with no legs? -- Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.
Yo mama is so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and walked out with a job application.
What do you call a singing laptop?
A Dell.
How do Mexicans feel about Trump's wall? -- They'll get over it.
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa.
What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? -- One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
Why are cats bad storytellers? Because they only have one tail.
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? -- "Bison."
What do you call a cow who plays an instrument? -- A moosician.
"What do you call a deer with no eyes?" -- "No-eye-deer."
Yo mama so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
My grandma refused to be an organ donor. She was buried with all her musical instruments.
Two horses are standing in a field. "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse," says the first.
"Moo!" says the second.