Worst Jokes Ever

Q: What did the Jewish person say when he beat me in a race?

A: Eat my dust

Scp 1540 transforms in-front of a d-class: D-class: who dude you’re a wolf! Scp 1540: a am a were

Nothing makes a guy happier than when his girlfriend says “Go and lock the door first...”

How fast does 173 move? Breakneck speeds!

The cashier asked if I wanted to get my extra dollar to the poor i said sure and i got a cash app notification for 1 dollar

I would kiss ur lips but your legs are blocking the way.

If you know u know 😏😏

German XP farms: Train carrying chained guys. American XP farms: Walking up to a school with a gun. African XP farms: Cotton field.

Your hairline is so bad that it looks like you have Ironman's helmet on your head.

Bruh , the cops just arrested a black dude ...

Well nvm , they shot him ded .

Why doesn't the Chinese have a cricket team ?

It's cuz they always eat the bat .

Why do white people own so many pets ?

Cuz they can't own people anymore.

I'm not saying I'm ugly...

But when I'm watching porn, the hot sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.

someone: stop making jokes about sh!

me; OH sorry man, ill cut it out, ill cut it out deep

My dad died in 9/11 ,he was the best pilot I have ever seen though.

why do orphans not know if their lactose and tolerant because their dad never came back with milk

imagine a white van. now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombre on and his arm out the window and on the side of the van it says free candy. but there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back

You have a problem with jokes about dementia? Thats funny, I don't remember asking.

I was drinking a martini and the waitress screamed, “Does anyone know CPR?!” I yelled, “I know the entire alphabet!”, and we all laughed and laughed. Well, except one person, he didn't hear the joke.