What do you call a booty that tells jokes?
A crack-up!
Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a booty that can do magic?
A butt trick!
Why don't rappers use the subway?
Because they don't want to miss their next rhyme.
How many times does 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out!
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of cereal?
Snap, crackle, and RAP!
Why did the chair file a restraining order?
The booty wouldn't stop cracking up!
Why don't booties get invited to parties?
They tend to CRACK people up!
How does a booty apologize?
From the bottom of his fart!
Why couldn't the booty be a conductor?
It couldn't stay on track.
How do booties greet each other?
"What's crackin'?"
What do you call a javelin thrower with Parkinson’s?
Shakespeare.
Where can a gay male that is abled bodied find the location of a glory hole if he is looking for a free and anonymous blowjob from another gay male?
From a physically disabled gay male who is either at the gym 💪 💪 🏋️♂️ or at the rest area ♿️ 🚹 🚽.
My girlfriend used to give the best blowjobs, then she grew teeth.
I call my penis the truth because the truth always comes out of children’s mouths.
It's a little known fact that Helen Keller was against teaching deaf people sign language and thought they should be forced to use oral language.
Weird.
Last time I forced somebody into oral, I got arrested.
What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.
What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.
What is a terrorist's favorite song?
"Pumped Up Kicks."
What's a booty's favorite dance move?
THE BUM BOUNCE!
Why don't booties make good drummers?
They can't keep a beat without making a FART NOISE.
What is the difference between Kanye and Hitler?
Hitler knew when his career was over.
