Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What do you call it when Panera Bread decapitates someone?

Panera Behead.

What do you call it when someone lies to Panera Bread?

Panera misled.

What do you call it when Panera Bread commits genocide?

Panera bloodshed.

What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?

Good question.

Me: What has two legs and bleeds?

Friend: Um, women? Obviously?

Me: Actually, half a dog. So you're still right.

Why did the rapper sit on the clock?

He wanted to keep it real with TIME.