How do rappers make their money?
By dropping dimes.
How do rappers make their money?
By dropping dimes.
What if Game of Thrones and Harry Potter antagonism had a child?
Coldemort!
Me: What has two legs and bleeds?
Friend: Um, women? Obviously?
Me: Actually, half a dog. So you're still right.
How many dyslexics does it take to change a lightbulb?
Steven.
Why did the rapper sit on the clock?
He wanted to keep it real with TIME.
What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both got taken out by two jets.
Y'all ass fr fr.
I hate autistic people.
What do you call a rich Asian?
A cha-ching.
Why did the rapper visit the bank?
To get his RHYME CHECK.
How do rappers stay cool?
They have MAD ICE!
What’s a booty’s favorite game?
Hide and cheek.
What do you get when you cross a butt with a phone?
A booty call.
What do you call a booty that’s always negative?
A pessimist-cheek.