what do you call a special needs kid with a motorcycle: motor disease
Do u know why there is no βfβ in orphan because it stands for family
whats george floyds newest song i cant breath
What do you call the door that is cute adorable
What is your favorite and a man an amend the rapper
steven hawkinig never used a condom he used a fire wall
Yo mama is so fat that when she walks, she causes earthquakes. She is so big that she has her own zip code and gravity field. She is so heavy that she needs a crane to get out of bed. She is so obese that she can't fit in any clothes, except for a circus tent. She is so large that she blocks the sun and causes eclipses.
I decided to take my mother-in-law out the other day, I love being a hitman
In a deep village in Germany old man asked his granddaughter "what are you doing?". His granddaughter replies "removing polish with chemicals". Grandpa said when I was younI did the same.
Q: What's the difference between a hispanic and stoner?
A: Stoners have papers
How do Asian parents name there baby? Hey drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
Why did Uranus say gross? Beacuse he saw Uranus.
Whats a Emoβs favorite game Hang man
(Best pick-up line ever) Your body is like 9/11 I wanna crash into your twin towersπ
Your mama so fat she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street
I'm so depressed that when I smile my Face ID doesn't recognize me
What did the pedestrian say after he saw the twin towers fell?
JENGA!!!!
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
Gock gock gock ghghghkghlhglhglhk
I broke up with my girlfriend because she wouldnt stand for the pledge. She was in a wheelchair
Why is it okay to hit a orphan
It's not like it can tell it's parents
