Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
What's better than poo?
What is the difference between a banana and a helicopter? Neither of them is a police officer.
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead!
Where do boats go when they get sick? The dock.
What did the atom say to the other atom?
"Did you see the new Tron movie?"
Kim Jong-Un thicc af.
Why was three afraid of two? Because he killed everyone!
What did one negative say to the other negative? Together we can make a positive.
Why are pirates called pirates? Because they arrrrrrrr!
The doctor told me I was so retarded, I was required to ride two wheelchairs.
Why did Jake cross the road? To get a Hagen Daz bar.
Why do mermaids wear seashells?
They are too big for “B” shells, and too small for “D” shells.
Who do you call in times of a marriage crisis?
A prostitute, because your wife fucking sucks.
Cancer cancer cancer cancer. (joke speaks for itself)
Peter B is homogay.
I shit on your furniture.
Never trust a Justin, he is made up of atoms that make up everything.
What did one Justin say to the other Justin?
- Fuck you.
Jesus walks into a motel, throws 3 nails on the counter, and says, "Can you put me up for a night?"