Worst Jokes Ever
"I told my kids not to spend all day at a computer, but then I realized I do that myself."
Electricity.
What is a Jedi's favorite Italian dessert?
Obi-Wan Cannoli.
What’s big, red, and eats rocks?
A big, red, rock eater.
For 15 cents a day, you can feed an African child. They eat spare change, I guess.
I'm straighter than a rainbow.
What is Ba + 2Na?
Ans. Banana.
What did the salad say to pineapple?
"Lettuce be friends."
What did the bounty hunter call his favorite dog?
His Boba Pet.
So I was doing a puzzle, and I was getting triggered with it. My friend said, "It's puzzling why you're so triggered."
What happens when you say, "Hey Siri?"
Stephen Hawking answers.
What do you call snowmen having sex?
A snowjob.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how big they are and how hard you throw them.
Why did the chef flip a pancake? Because he was a tosser.
There was a recent football match between Ethiopia and Egypt.
Egypt 8, Ethiopia 0.
Ya nan!
What is the difference between Dray Dray and an overrated footballer called Pogba?
What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
Why don't Mexicans cross the border in groups of 3? Cause the sign says "No Trespassing."
Why is 5 afraid of 7? Because 6, 7, 8.