Worst Jokes Ever

Yo mama is so poor, she buys used food.

Yo mama so FAT, she can't handle files bigger than 4 GB.

If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program.

The rest of them will write Perl programs.

Yo mama's so fat, she works in the movie theater as a screen.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes into a bank, they turn off the cameras.

Yo mama is so fat, a rogue shadowstepped her and got a loading screen.

Yo mama so fat, NASA has a satellite orbiting around her.

Yo mama is so fat, it takes two warlocks to summon her.

Yo mama is so unfamiliar with the gym, she calls it James.

Your mom finds a mirror on the scrapyard and says, "I would have thrown away a picture like that, too!"

Yo mama so fat, her blood type is mayonnaise.

Yo mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.

Chuck Norris orders his coffee black, without water.

Your mom sings "It's the Final Countdown" while pooping.

Yo mama stops at the PokeStop... to buy a Big Mac.

Yo mama so stupid, she asks for the restroom on Amazon.

Your mom laughs at your father, because he has an ugly wife.

Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on Black Temple, it became Sunken Temple.

Yo mama is so fat, her blood type is Nutella.

Yo mama played the iceberg in Titanic.