Worst Jokes Ever
How did the inkjet printer kill himself?
He drank cyan-ide.
Why do sharks swim in salt water?
Because pepper water makes them sneeze.
What do you call a Russian tree?
Dimitree.
What did Tennessee do?
The same thing Arkansas did.
How does Moses make his coffee?
Hebrews it.
Why don't Romans find algebra interesting?
X is always 10.
What's the difference between light and hard?
It's easy to get to sleep with a light on.
What's a cannibal's favorite dessert?
Lady fingers.
What does a shark and a computer have in common?
They both have megabytes.
Why don't blind people like bungee jumping?
Because it scares the fuck out of dogs!
How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?
One.
Two atoms are walking down the street, and they run into each other. One says to the other, "Are you all right?" "No, I lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" "Yeah, I’m positive!"
What is it called when a bull lies about other bulls?
Bullying.
Why does Trump always ensure he has a second pair of pants with him every weekend?
In case he gets a hole in one.
Why do French people like to eat snails so much?
They can't stand fast food.
What do you call a woman with one arm and one leg?
Eileen.
Women are like tornadoes.
They scream when they are coming and take your house when they are leaving.
Why doesn't Batman have super vision?
His parents died.
Simba was walking too slow so I told him to Mufasa.
What is a physicist's favorite food?
Fission chips.