Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a stick that comes back a chicken?
Knock knock. Who's there? Bad joke.
Why'd Sally drop her ice cream?
She was hit by a bus.
Yo mama's like a fridge, she breaks down when she loses her cool.
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you? None, you are both dead on the inside.
I sucked a dick.
What happens when Steven Hawking dies?
Take his iPad to Cash Converters.
You're so small you went hand gliding on a Dorito!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A.
A who?
A-bless you!
What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?
Gloves!
JK, he hasn't opened it yet.
Gay.
Jeff asks, "Did you hear about the guy they call the flash?"
Bob responds, "No, I haven't. Do they call him that because he runs fast?"
Jeff replies, "Nah, they call him that because he doesn't wear pants."
Why don't you shower with a Pokemon? He might Pikachú.
You're so small you went surfing on an ice lolly!
What do you get if you add "ER" onto Hamburg?
Hamburg-ER.
How many babies does it take to make dinner?
Three to four; there's not a lot of meat on them.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Meals on wheels.
I picked up a document, and I started to feel cold.
I looked down at the document, and it read "DRAFT."
Who's never the last man standing?
Stephen Hawking.
An Aussie, an Asian, and a Frenchman are in a bar.
The Asian throws his whiskey in the air and shoots it. The Frenchman asks, "Why did you do that?" The Asian says, "There are plenty of them where we come from."
The Frenchman throws his champagne in the air and shoots it. Then the Aussie asks, "Why did you do that?" The Frenchman replies, "There are plenty of them where we come from."
The Aussie then throws his beer up in the air and shoots the Asian. Then the Frenchman asked, "Why did you do that?" The Aussie then replies, "There are plenty of them where we come from."