The past, present, and future walk into a bar.
It gets really tense.
The past, present, and future walk into a bar.
It gets really tense.
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Where you left it.
What did one fish say to the other?
Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.
Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?
Because he had a reptile dysfunction!
My bank loves me. They told me my credit card balance is outstanding.
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
Just because she weighed as much as two women... Doesn't mean you had a threesome.
The early bird might get the worm...
But the second mouse gets the cheese.