Why did they call off the leper hockey game?
There was a face-off in the corner.
Worst Jokes Ever
How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?
They'll tell you.
There are 10 types of people in this world.
Those that know binary and those that don't.
What's green and smells like bacon?
Kermit's finger.
How much does a hipster weigh?
About an Instagram.
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just Juan.
Where do animal does Russian milk come from?
"Moscows".
What do Jamaicans say when they touch a cactus?
Pokemon!
What do lesbian vampires say after sex?
"See you next month."
What do you call a pig with no legs?
A groundhog.
What's big, green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you?
A pool table.
What kind of bees eat brains?
Zombees.
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
What car does Hitler drive?
A Fuhrerri.
What does a Mexican Highlander say?
"There can be only Juan!"
What kind of bees make milk?
BooBees.
What do Colorado and Saudi Arabia have in common?
It's legal to get stoned.
What do gay horses eat?
Hay.
