Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the chicken enter the cave?
Because it wanted to get to the Dark Side.
Two WiFi routers got married. The ceremony was OK, but the reception was amazing.
Sally fell off the swing.
Sally has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
I tried to catch air once... I mist.
I tried to catch air once... I mist.
What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room?
Unnecessary.
Ever heard of the band "Nothing but Thieves"?
Yeah, it's called RobberBand.
What weighs 5 oz. and is very dangerous?
A sparrow with a machine gun, of course!
Why is Trump bad with America? Because he made it scream.
Why did the girl never go upstairs?
Because she had no legs.
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “Dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
Stephen Hawking walks into a b... nevermind.
So, you wanna hear a joke about the wall?
... Actually, nah, you won't get over it.
I tried to take a picture of some fog. I mist.
What's a pedophile's favorite place to go in?
Kum and Go.
Want to hear a joke?
Your face.
Chuck Norris can make a fire with two ice cubes.
Chuck Norris is...
What? You don't need to know what he is. He's just, Chuck.
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
Robin, get in the car.
There were these three men; their names were Shit, Shut up, and Manners. One day, they were riding in their car, and Shit fell out, so Manners went out to pick Shit up, and Shut up went to the police station.
When he got there, the police officer said, "What's your name, son?" and Shut up said, "Shut up." The officer replies with, "Ummm...excuse me?!" and Shut up said, "Shut up!" and the officer said, "Boy, where are your manners?" and Shut up said, "Round the corner picking up Shit!"