Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between a gay guy and an oven?
An oven doesn't fart when you take your meat out.
What's the best thing about 20-1 year olds... there's 20.
What do dairy products praise? Cheeseus.
My son.
So there was a school shooting in Florida. Why didn't the shooter just go to Disney?.......sorry, I just work there and I'm trying to get people to come on down.
What did the car say when it crashed? That's wheely unfortunate!
What did the dalmatian dog say after he finished his meal?
"That hit the spot?"
Your mom is fat.
Oooo, roasted!
That joke and paper have one thing in common: they're both tearable.
A man (Ameenya Sheed) texts another man (Bob) and said,
"Hi, I'm Ameenya Sheed."
Bob: "You're not in my shed because I don't have one, but I have a garage. I don't think you're in there."
What's the only time you can do almost whatever you want?
When you have a gun in your hand.
Your mom's asshole.
I tried writing with a dull pencil the other day, but there was no point.
Yo mama so fat, she got more rolls than the sand dunes.
What is a failed abortion? Annabelle.
Ed is dumb.
How do you confuse a blonde? Put it in a circle and tell it to sit in the corner.
How is being gay like a geology class?
You get to lick all the rocks you want.
What does the pedophile use for bait? Trix!
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.