What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A roamin' Catholic.
Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?
The Devil's advocado.
What do you call disabled people that follow politics?
A special interest group.
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
You can keep the tip.
What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?
"Wait, I can explain everything!"
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
A hamburger walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve food here."
How do skeletons have sex?
They bone each other.
Did you hear about the Mexican train hijacker?
They say he had locomotives.
What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
Cliff.
What is the hardest part of twerking?
Being black.
Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?
Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.
For sale: Dead canary.
Not going cheep.
Did you hear that Daft Punk came out with a cook book?
It's called "One More Thyme."
Why was Mozart a child prodigy?
All his early pieces were in A sharp minor.
Did you hear about the clam that could play violin?
It had excellent mussel memory.
How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?
Give her a shovel.
What's the difference between a surgeon and God?
God knows he's not a surgeon.
What do you call a person that inherits a lot of money?
A millionheir.
