Worst Jokes Ever
What is the best thing about 28 year olds? There are 20 of them!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and I'll tell ya.
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "A bad joke."
When you see a deer, what do you say?
"Oh deer!"
Why can’t Sally hang herself?
She does not have arms.
Donald Trump is making hospitals so poor that they are using kidney beans for their transplants.
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat.
What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip off.
Y'all wanna hear a joke? My life.
Robert doesn’t see people, the man just sees meals.
How many Americans does it take to fill the Grand Canyon?
4
You know every time we think of sex, an angel dies.
We ran out of dead people hundreds of years ago.
What cries, is red, and is a pokey boi?
The baby you just feed nails to.
Why didn't the toilet paper make it across the road?
It got stuck in a crack.
fff.
Why do prostitutes love servicing zombies? They always leave a tip.
What do you call a three-humped camel?
Pregnant.
What happened to the man who made too many bad jokes? He served out a cruel and unusual PUNishment.
I was coming out of airport and a rober kept his gun on my head I requested him please don't kill me as I have my old mom and dad at my home . Kill Them.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It didn't; it got stuck in a crack.