Worst Jokes Ever
Your mother is such a slut, she should be in the NFL hall of fame for the greatest wide receiver!
They have blackboards and whiteboards, but what happened to Mexicanboards?
What do you call a Spanish footballer without legs?
Gracias.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument? (comment below)
Louis' IQ is like his running; always two points below average.
My friends hate when I make skeleton jokes. I guess I need to put more backbone into it.
Hey babe, I’m looking to get 23 years in 23 seconds, can you help?
What kind of cars do Mexicans drive?
A Juanda.
Atoms are untrustworthy little critters. They make everything up!
What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? I don’t know. I was too busy wanking.
Fell Sans: Welp, you're BONED!
Fell Papyrus: DAMN YOU SANS!!!
62 is not just any number, as it so happens to be my height, 6'2", just as 25 is my age on Facebook.
What's red, small, wet, and crawls up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
A tiny psychic escaped from jail, and the news said there a small medium at large.
Why are Americans bad chess players?
They lost two towers.
Hahaha. These eggs surely crack me up!
Josh Dalton once ate his shoulder.
Jak
People are like trees...
They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.
What’s the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette?
I don’t have a Corvette in my garage.