Worst Jokes Ever

What do you call an animal with 3 eyes, 2 mouths, 6 noses, and 4 ears?

Q: What do you call a man in a wheelchair?

A: Disabled.

Voldemort: Knock, knock.

Harry Potter: Who's there?

Voldemort: You know.

Harry Potter: You know who?

Voldemort: Exactly!

What store has the most vegetables?

A nursing home.

You give some people 2.54 centimeters, and they take 1.6 kilometers.

Your momma is so ugly that she went out as herself for Halloween.

If you don’t know what introspection is, you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.

Have you ever seen the clown in Walmart that hides from gay people?

No..... Really?

Hahaha

Grasshole.

What did the shoes say to the pants?

"SUP, BRITCHES!"

Knock, knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollin', they hatin'!

What has fingernails and legs made of grass? You, I lied about the grass.

I find bananas very appeeling.

What do monkeys and gorillas love to listen to?

The Monkees and Gorillaz.

Sonic can run around the world in a second.

In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.

I don't trust atoms. They always make stuff up.

Your mama is so fat that all restaurants say, "Maximum weight 240KG or your mum!"

No, you!

How did number 1 kindly make number 2?

I got my ass kicked, let's be friends?

What do you call a flamingo with 20 toes?

A flamingo.

Why did Sally fall off the swings?

Because she had no arms.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Not Sally!