Yo mama so stupid, she hides behind a glass door when playing hide and seek.
Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so fat, she has her own event horizon.
What do gay horses eat?
Horse dick.
Chuck Norris catches Pokémon with his bare hands.
Yo mama is so poor, she buys used food.
Yo mama so FAT, she can't handle files bigger than 4 GB.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program.
The rest of them will write Perl programs.
Yo mama's so fat, she works in the movie theater as a screen.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes into a bank, they turn off the cameras.
Yo mama is so fat, a rogue shadowstepped her and got a loading screen.
Yo mama so fat, NASA has a satellite orbiting around her.
Yo mama is so fat, it takes two warlocks to summon her.
Yo mama is so unfamiliar with the gym, she calls it James.
Your mom finds a mirror on the scrapyard and says, "I would have thrown away a picture like that, too!"
Yo mama so fat, her blood type is mayonnaise.
Yo mama is so nasty, she buys sex toys at the second-hand shop.
Yo mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.
Chuck Norris orders his coffee black, without water.
Your mom sings "It's the Final Countdown" while pooping.
Yo mama stops at the PokeStop... to buy a Big Mac.