Worst Jokes Ever

What do you get if you cross a zebra and a donkey?

Zeedonk.

"Gosh, it's raining cats and dogs," said Suzie, looking out of the kitchen window.

"I know," said her mother, "I've just stepped in a poodle!"

How do you make a baby cry?

You punch it in the face.

A good bath is like a dead lover.

You can enjoy them, that is until they get too cold.

Let me tell you a pun. Never mind, it's tearable.

What do you call a fat chink?

Saturn.

Hi, Charlie, is your friend?

How to make time fly?

Answer: Throw a clock out of the window.

Two pedophiles are on a beach.

One says to the other, "Move over, you're in my sun!"

How do you saw an apple with no mouth?

A P P L E

Hey, I'm not forcing you to learn the Force.

A 98 year old man goes to bed on a one layer bed. He wakes up under it...

Why was the staircase so sad?

Because everyone walks on them.

"-Hey dude, you got some beef? You want some beef from me?"

"- No thanks... I'm vegetarian!"

Why can’t blind people sing [if] that can’t hear because they can see the lyrics?

Muslim furries like goats.

What's the difference between a fish and a car?

You can tune a car... but you can't TUNA fish! x3

In Africa, in every 60 seconds, a minute passes.

My friend: "Ya mama so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch!"

Me: "That joke's older than your mom!"

What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly your way into someone's pants.