Yo mama so stupid she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.
Worst Jokes Ever
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.
Yo mama so poor, she can't even pay attention.
A programmer and his wife.
She says, "We're out of bread. Please go to the grocery store and buy one. And if they've got eggs, get six."
After a while, he's back with six loaves of bread.
The wife asks, "Why did you buy 6 loaves of bread?"
He replies, "They had eggs."
Yo mama is so fat, she goes to the beach to sell shade.
Yo mama is so fat, she takes her selfies in panoramic mode.
Chuck Norris wins a staring contest. -- Against Medusa.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 20 people, then it exploded.
Yo mama so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.
What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You stop milking a cow after 15 years.
Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
Why was the homeless lady only wearing one sock?
She started her period.
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
"Chuck? How many push-ups can you do?" -- "All of them."
Chuck Norris caught all the Pokémon -- from a landline.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes to the photographer, he shoots himself.
Yo mama so stupid, I told her Christmas was right around the corner--and she looked.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sits next to everyone.
Chuck Norris threw one Pokéball and caught 'em all.
