Worst Jokes Ever
Chuck Norris sleeps with the light on, not because he is afraid of the darkness, but because the darkness is afraid of him.
What's the difference between depression and a girl?
XXXTentacion can't seem to beat depression.
Thor is so gay he farts the rainbow bridge to Asgard.
I lost my job at a research facility. The people were too chill for me.
Why do pills work?
Because they are white.
I rolled over a log and underneath was a tiny little stick, and I was like, "That log had a child!"
What do you call a pizza?
Anthony Cahill's face!
Two guys are on the playground. One guy says to the other, "Did you know that Hellen Keller had a playground in her backyard?" The other guy said, "No." The first guy says, "Neither did she."
If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Nothing, because numbers don’t have consciences.
So, I was fucking my daughter the other night, and I don't know what was funnier, the look on my wife's face, or the fact the abortion clinic let me keep her.
What do Asians and John Cena have in common? You can't see me!
How do Asians name their kids? They drop spoons and forks down the stairs. Chin Chan Chon.
New Orleans cuisine has always been my favorite; however, I only eat gumbo on oc-cajun.
What's a person in a wheelchair's favorite sport?
Jousting.
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A little boy went to church. The priest said, "Get in the following positions: stand, then kneel, then bow." The little boy replies, "Can you hurry up and f**k me already?"
What’s red, nine inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry every time she sees it?
Her abortion.
Person: I'd really like it if you'd stop saying my name all the time.
Random Person: Cheesus! That hurt!
Person: SERIOUSLY!?!?
What do you call a rich white man? Cracker with Cheese!