Worst Jokes Ever
Love? Is impossible.
Yellow is the best.
What time is it when you walk walk? Time to trip and fall!
What is the best time!? 6:22 a.m.
What time is it when you smell garbage? Time to run!
What does an eighty-year-old woman have in between her boobs that a twenty-year-old woman doesn't?
A belly button.
What is a dog?
An animal.
What time is it when you say "bad day?"
What is your name?
Stephanie
What is a difference between a tree and a car? A car 🚙 can drive and [a] tree 🌲 can not drive.
Who thinks that dogs bark to munch?
What time is it when you get mad 😡 at school? Time to calm down.
What does an evil hen lay?
Deviled eggs! 😈🥚
I have special needs, and I was born with it.
Why did the clock out the library?
It tocked too much!
Write 317537 on your calculator and turn it over to spell "Leslie."
What has a magic car? A magic dog.
Man and woman are having a discussion. The woman looks into the man's eyes and says, "Honey, you know how I like it when you walk up and stick it in . . . "
". . . but I love it when Bob walks up and sticks it in!"
Divorce is scheduled for next month.
What's black, white, and red all over?
Lossvagus school shooting.