Worst Jokes Ever

What does an emo kid and an apple have in common?

They both are hanging.

Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "How's your biological parents? Are they well?"

What did the fish say to the other fish?

"I want my life to be H2O-ver!"

This is a big joke, so yeah, you can't tell me what to do. This joke is funny, so laugh, okay?

Now that you're done laughing, let me say a joke... Get it? There was no joke! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahhaha lololol so funny, I'm ninja!

Ur dad is mad.

A pedo is driving down a highway really slowly and gets stopped by the police. The officer asks why he was driving so slowly. The man answers, "I don't wake up the kids."

What's the king of all school supplies? A ruler.

What's a flower's favorite drink at the movie theater? Root Beer.

What's a cow's favorite place to go during his free time? The Moooovies.

"What's 9 + 10?"

"21" (lol XD)

Also:

"My name Jeff" (Roar XD)

One more thing:

Ninja has ligma.

I would tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I can only think of the punchline.

A man walks into his house, only to find out somebody stole all of his lamps. He was absolutely delighted.

Hi, my name's Dixy.

Dixy Normis.

Why did John throw the butter out? Because John wanted to see the butterfly.

What's the difference between a computer and a crumpled person? A computer runs.

What did the bottle of conditioner do on the toilet?

Shampoo.

Aunt: On the internet, buying weight loss pills for 15 dollars.

Niece: I found that show on Netflix that you wanted to watch. It's 3 dollars to watch.

Aunt: I'm not paying for that shit.

Niece: Yet you sit there and buy weight loss pills.

I asked my friend if they wanted to hear a joke about sodium, and they said, "Na."

A dog meets a cat. The cat is black and the dog is white. They have sex on site, no cap.

You: Say "addicted" after everything I say.

Person: Uh okay.

You: When you're obsessed with candy you are...?

Person: Addicted.

You: When you're obsessed with drugs you are...?

Person: Addicted.

You: What hit you in the face last night?

Person: Addicted... *laughs*

(It's supposed to sound like "A dick did")

I sat down to eat some ice cream. The next moment, I screamed!

Why did the chili blush?

Because it was so hot!