Worst Jokes Ever
Be nice.
I love ❤️ dogs.
What time is it when you walk home from school? Time to rest.
What do you give a sick bird?
Tweet-ment!
Where did the mouse go?
To the mouse-um!
Why didn't anyone laugh at pizza jokes?
Because they were too cheesy!
What time is it when it gets dark out?
Bed time.
Why don’t orphans play football?
They have no home field.
One time in camp, I kissed my bunkmate Bret in the shower. He cupped my breasts and lathered them in Prell, but I'm totally not gay... :)
Why did the boy throw the clock out the window?
He wanted to see time fly.
If you put your foot in a pond, your foot will get wet.
No joke, I just wasted about 5 or 6 seconds of your life.
Why is drinking soda so sad?
It's soda-pressing.
I heard Kobe was writing a book about helicopters, but it just wouldn't land with people...
I know, I'm going to hell!
I tried my best to think of some puns, but I'm gonna have tibia honest: I don't have any puns left, but I'm pretty sternum, so I'll think of a few puns here and there. It took a lot of spine to do this.
You smell like tap water and cornflakes.
Q. Why did the cow cross the road?
A. Because he/she wanted to watch the moooovie.
What time is it when a nurse's here?
It's nurse-thirty.
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.
Why shouldn’t you play basketball with a pig?
Because he’s a ball hog.
Why did Tyrone drop his ice cream cone?
A: He got shot.