Worst Jokes Ever
An obese kid farts.
A man is out west driving and on the edge of town comes across a tourist stand and sitting in front is an Indian chief right out of central casting. Dour look, full headdress, a glass jar and a sign that says "Indian chief know all! $5". So the fellow's curiosity gets the better of him and he goes up to the chief, puts $5 in the jar and asks "What did I have for breakfast on this day 10 years ago?" Chief taps his chin for a moment and says "Hmmm eggs. You had eggs!"
"Eggs?" shouts the guy "Everybody has eggs! I've been had!" throws his hands in the air and leaves in a huff.
Ten years on, as fate would have it the fellow has occasion to be driving through the same town and sure enough he comes across the same stand, Indian chief, sign, and jar. So he stops the car and saunters across the road, goes up to the chief like a smart-ass, holds up his hand and says "How". Chief taps his chin for a moment and says "Poached."
What do you call a cow?
A cow!
Why the f was my shooting joke removed? It was funny, and this is obviously a website for morbid humor. WTF, I mean, worstjokesever.com. Come on...
I make chemistry jokes periodically.
What do you do during a shooting? Why, join in, of course...
I got pranked so many times. Once I saw two wheels rolling down the street. I heard this noise. I looked behind me. There's a legless man in a wheelless chair screaming, "HELP! I CAN'T GO ANYWHERE!" but I walked away. I knew it was a prank.
The two biggest dyslexic guy lies: "My check is in your mouth," and "I won't come in your mailbox."
Ha, gay!
What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
Jurassic Park.
What did the mincrater do when his Xbox turns off?
He raged! 😱
What did the cow jump over?
The Moon.
Your career might be in the north, but it's going south :)
Which Pokemon listens to Aha?
Takemeon.
What do you say to a 1 legged hitch hiker?
Hop in!
I wrote a passage to stop about bullying, and it was easy. Do you know why?
Because I am a bully!
Did you hear about Fridgetair
Kelvinator?
So you know "The Lion King."
Do you remember Simba?
Well, his dad is really strong, and he walks really fast, but Simba walks really slow.
So I told him to Mufasa.
What's the same thing between milk and a kid with cancer?
They both have an expiry date.
My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.