Worst Jokes Ever
I caught my mom licking up and down and deep throating a banana. I said, "Why are you doing that?" She replied, "I’m doing it for practice for who could suck the best dick contest in the neighborhood."
What did the cow say to your mom?
Hello.
If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?
Doin' ya mom oh yeah oh yeah, doin' doin' ya mom!
Say "Mike Wizowski" fast to a teenager and I will get you $100000000000.
Watch BNHA season 4 today!
What has 10 wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
I don't understand the plane crash at 9/11. My dad was a great pilot!
What is black and white?
Probably Mexican history.
What do you call a Roman with a pubic hair in his teeth?
Glad He Ate Her.
If you don't like the video in 10 seconds, James Charles will sleep with you tonight.
Why was the man running around his bed?
Because he needed to catch up on his sleep!
What did the pirate say to Argon?
Ar!
The wife said, "Honey! Do you like my new teeth?"
The husband replied, "They remind me of stars, darling!"
"Yellow and far apart."
We were discussing cows in a lesson. I asked my teacher why she was one.
What does a deaf person do when they hear people scream? I don't know; it's not like they're gonna hear it anyway.
what do you call a shadow stalker REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
What time is it? It's time for lunch.
*Quoted by Bubble Guppies*
Why did the chicken cross the road?
'Cause it was stapled to the chicken.
My wife said I acted like a flamingo, so I had to put my foot down.