Worst Jokes Ever

I see how it is y’all be buying toilet paper, stocking up from the Coronavirus, but where on the symptoms does it say diarrhea? Lol, why y’all be buying toilet paper, now I am just confused.

Why can’t orphans play baseball??

Because they can’t find their way to home plate.

I was just sitting down when all of a sudden she screamed, "Help!"

What is the difference between a school 🏫 and a human?

A human can walk, and a school 🏫 cannot walk.

What is the difference between the human rights act of a home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk?

Yo mama so fat that when she attempted suicide, she bounced to Area 51.

What is the difference between the human rights act and a home?

Hitler was a nazi.

Hillary for president.

What rock has four men that don't sing?

One Direction.

What do you call an Asian that steals cars? Tommy toke a motor.

Stephen Hawking is the fastest footballer ever--he could just charge up the Left Wing!

I did have a good night, and I did a good night, and I had to walk around the house.

Hi, oooo was the day I was a kid. I was going home to school today after dinner!

I did a good walk and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and people live in the house with my dog. I had to a dog and.

What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school?

Hi.

What is the difference between the human rights act and the rights of the earth?

Human and the earth earth is a good earth 🌎 was that what time do for dinner 🍽 night night love 💗 night night fun day and dinner 🍴 night night fun day home 🏡 night is it a great 👍 home 🏡 was the day I love 💕

Hi 👋 magic school 🏫.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. If he's busy on Valentine's Day, the side chick is you.

Dinosaurs be like:

".......My friends are dead, like bruhhh."