Worst Jokes Ever
How do you turn the Roman numeral IX (9) to a six?
Add the "S."
What do you call a cow with stuff growing on it? Moscow.
Have you ever felt an earthquake? It’s not nature; it’s Brandan Bressler.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "I gagged."
Why did the skeleton not go to the ball? Because he had no body to go with.
What's your favorite Fortnite location? Mine is Tilted Toers. 😂
Bro, wait, are cannibals real, though?
Anyway, my joke is if you eat yourself, are you a cannibal?
Think about it, lol. Haha.
What do butts say?
"Help me, I'm getting wiped clean!"
Someone eats glue and tells the other, "Sorry, can't stick around!"
Looks like he got stuck in a sticky situation.
What do Will from "Stranger Things" and the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air have in common? They're both named Will, and their lives both got flipped, turned upside down.
The chicken is actually a fruit because it is grown on a pole-tree.
What do you call a frozen Band-Aid?
Cool-Aid!
If you have sex and your African parents find out,
“You can do the boom boom. But you can not do the boom boom in my house. Do it somewhere else."
How do you help a constipated person?
You scare the shit out of them!
What is the worst part of milking a cow?
The smell of the dairy air.
When you realize you have depression, and depression realizes how stupid you were.
If I was a cow and could dance, I'd bust some moooooves while I uddered some lyrics!
Two Indians went to a fine restaurant. They ordered parathas with curry. HAHAHAHAHA
What's a good way to masturbate?
Get somebody to do it for you.