Worst Jokes Ever
Joe.
The real reason Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.
Jack and Jill went up a hill so Jack could eat her candy. But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of c*** because Jill's real name is Randy.
Q. Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
A. Because they hate the taste of their stupid clown wigs, makeup, and retarded shoes.
Boi, you can't be talking because if someone punched you in the face, you will be the one to apologize.
What happens when a pun isn’t funny?
It gets PUNished.
A handicapped person was making fun of me, so I walked away.
Q: What time does an Asian go to the dentist?
A: 2:30
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
I cry when I chop up an onion.
I wonder why the plane got bigger and bigger, then it hit me.
Cam likes to peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee a lot.
Cam was hereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Why did ze cow cross the road?
yo watch his mum getting butchered she was an udder failure.
Hey, what's the puniest pun you can come up with?
A man enters the bank and says, "Hi, I'm robbing you!" The man was arrested instantly.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange who?
Orange glad I didn’t say banana. Hahaha, you’re right, I hate that guy!
How did the orphan die?
Of sadness.
Flip 1134 over on a calculator.
Happy holidays!
Q: What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A: A bus full of children.
What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
Only one of them stops sucking after you slap it.