Worst Jokes Ever
Zozo laughed at his wife for her husband being a hobo.
Zozo the hobo has two frogs and a bunny cage from pet expo. Why? Because he wanted a pet, you idiot!
Two atoms were walking on a street. One atom said to the other: "I'm feeling really positive today," and the other replied: "I know. I stole your electron." Then the first atom said "How Ionic."
How do angels 😇 make holy water 💧?
They boil the hell out of it.
Why do orphans enjoy orgasms?
Why are orphans so gayyyyyyy?
Why was the elephant woozy?
Because he was trunk.
I drew a fist on a body, and then I drew a guy saying to him, "That dude's a knucklehead!"
Let's get this right. What's the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg, but you can't beat...
Bully... you're such an asshole. Me... Acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger.
Why did the hobo go back to the future?
To stop himself from wasting all his money on a rigged casino machine.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
How do we know Stephen is dying in hell?
There’s a stairway to heaven.
Johnathon
"I fancy Hunter, my big sugar daddy," said the orphan, clearly lying.
Why is a moon rock tastier than an Earth rock? It’s a little meteor.
I can tell you a pun about a pencil, oh! Never mind, it’s pointless.
Question: What's the smallest thing on earth?
Answer: Your brain.
I took 7 coins from someone. He even came back from the dead to get them.
Yeah, Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide, if you're ever gonna, let me know (yeah). Suicide, if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad and low, yeah. I'm sad and low, yeah. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide, if you're ever gonna, let me know (yeah). Suicide, if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad and low, yeah. I'm sad and low, yeah.
I gave her everything. She took my heart and left me lonely. I've been broken, heart's contentious. I won't fix, I'd rather weep. I'm lost and I'm found, but It's torture being in love. I love when you're around But I fucking hate when you leave. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide, if you're ever gonna, let me know (yeah). Suicide, if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad and low, yeah. I'm sad and low, yeah. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide, if you're ever gonna, let me know (yeah). Suicide, if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad and low, yeah. I'm sad and low, yeah. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide, if you're ever gonna, let me know (yeah). Suicide, if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad and low, yeah. I'm sad and low, yeah. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide, if you're ever gonna, let me know (yeah). Suicide, if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad and low, yeah. I'm sad and low, yeah.