Worst Jokes Ever
Punch an orphan in the face what they gonna do? Tell there parents
Yo mama eat so much that she threw up a thousand times and said, "Help me, son!"
What do you call a ghost's fart?
A spirit bomb.
Friend texting fat boy: I know you're on the group chat. I can see you looking at my texts.
Me: I can only see fat.
My son always said he wanted to skydive, so we went on a plane, and mid-flight, we had to jump out. The only issue is we were on a commercial flight to Arizona.
U geiy haha lol.
What does a cow sound like when in a horror house?
Moo mooo moooooooo (screaming)!
Site nearly as dead as my trim.
What does a homeless man call his mother?
Useless.
Me: Hey you trashy pig woman, go in the toilet or lay on the grass where you belong.
Trashy pig woman: Why?
Me: Because you smell like fart and you're pretty much just a turd with lips.
The bank said go to the river bank. Oh, oh, oh, good fishy joke!
Baby, here's my anus.
Baby, too, where's my anus?
Taylor.
Bring a knife into the shower. NEVER gonna see that coming! He pulls the curtain like ‘re re‘ and you're like ‘re re’ yourself, motherfucker, and stab him right in the eye! You thought the psycho was out there? SURPRISE, the psycho’s IN HERE with the Irish Spring on them!
When fat people smash, it must feel like a huge submarine hitting you.
Have you ever met a kid who’s so fat that they can’t even be accepted to “My 600lb Life”? They need a higher-ranking one!
What did one ballsack say to another?
"You stay here, I'll go pee."
What’s a Mexican person’s favorite spot?
Cross country. 😉
I’ll never forget my grandpa's last words to me...
“Are you still holding the ladder??”
Why can’t you fool an aborted baby?
Because it wasn’t born yesterday...