Worst Jokes Ever

What's the difference between Madlen Makan and Stephen Hawking?

Nothing, they're both dead.

I'm doing something Stephen Hawking can't do... pressing "I'm not a robot."

I was at a football match, and the ball was getting closer. Then it hit me. *face palm*

Did you know that lots of graves are put in churchyards?

Yeah, they're pretty holey.

I think if the center of the earth froze, it would be pretty hard core.

Jack and Jill went up the hill, both had Bacardi rum. When Jill's was gone, she wanted Jack's, that's why she took it from him.

What's the worst part of a Down Syndrome relationship? There's more downs than ups!

I saw a trophy in my sister's room. So I said congratulations on your cheer leading. My sister said I didn't win the trophy for cheer leading, so I asked why. My sister said I won because I give the best jobs.

“Wills”

Are they a dead giveaway!

What do big fat male cows have?

Moobs.

Helen Keller walked into a bar, and a table, and chairs.

A twin engine has two engines.

If one engine stops, the other will have just enough power to get the plane to the scene of the accident.

What did the Orphan say when he Googled Orphan jokes?

I would say these jokes hit home, but there is no home to hit.

Why were the cows so noisy in the barn?

Because they had horns!

You were born on the highway. That's where all the accidents happen!

My mom showed me that she could deep throat a banana. I asked how you know how to do that. My mom said, "I practice on your stepfather."

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What did the make-a-wish kid say when the Avengers turn up without Tony Stark?

"We are in the endgame now!"

I need to go to the hospital because I'm getting shot by a PUN.

What kind of person will steal Captain Hook's hook?

Answer: A hooker.