Worst Jokes Ever

Which country of the world has the poorest/most hungry people?

Answer: Hungary

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I cut up onions.

Q: What's the difference between me and a priest? A: A priest isn't turned on by dead children.

What do you get when you cross a vacuum and a rooster?

A cock sucker.

What is long, yellow and can't swim?

A bus full of children.

You know what they say: "Location, location, location." So my dad stuck a thermometer up his butt, and now he has degrees.

How are Eggs Benedict and a blow job alike?

You can't get either one at home.

Stinky Steve.

Beans, beans, beans. Say what? Say beans, beans, beans.

Public speaking is a more popular fear than snakes, and you don't see anyone walking in Australia and shout, "Look out! A podium!"

My mom showed me that she could deep throat a banana. I asked my mom how you know how to do that. My mom said, "I practice on your new stepfather."

What did the wire say to the electrician?

"Stop twisting my nuts!"

What happens when two pieces of bread from the same loaf have sex?

They become in-bread.

Whoever is deleting my messages, comment and say why!

What did Nicki Minaj say when she sat next to a bomb?

"Bang bang right through the roof. Bang bang all over you."

How many dead babies does it take to put in a new light bulb? Not thirteen, cuz my basement is still dark. Let's try fourteen.

What's funnier than 24? 25!

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I'm in the alagba association. Call 666-666-666 to join the gang. It's free and free kills duidui.

What did chemical 1 say to chemical 2?

"I think you're overreacting."