Worst Jokes Ever
Love is in the air...
Wrong! Nitrogen, Oxygen, and Carbon Dioxide are in the air!
The "M" and "D" in "orphan" stands for Mom and Dad.
Why did the Orphan have imaginary parents?
Because his last parents existed.
Why did the cow cross the road?
Because the chicken was on vacation.
Why did Leah throw the butter out of the window? To see a butterfly!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
To get to the rear end.
I ain't shaking anyone's hand, not because of the Coronavirus... I ain't shaking anyone's hand because y'all out of toilet paper!
Why are people mass buying toilet paper because of the coronavirus?
When someone sneezes, everyone shits their pants.
A dog walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
All these females swear they loyal... but you can’t put loyalty on a hoe.
Yo mama so hairy, she braids her eyebrows.
8 bit: Are you ok?
7 bit: Yes, I’m just a bit off...
Get it? 8 bits = a byte :)
Father, then the priest says, "Son, Holy Spirit, amen." No, I was asking you a question, Father.
I saw a lady in a bikini on the beach, so I walked up to her and said, "LET ME STICK MY DICK UP YOUR BIG ASS!"
What does one piece of toilet paper say to the other?
"I'm wiped!"
Why can an orphan go to a store to buy something and what can come back home?
Because they don't have a home.
Have you heard about the awesome fruit race?
The lettuce was ahead, but the tomato was able to ketchup!
From your Dad.
I won’t be back for a while, it’s a very long line.
What did the salad dressing say to the tomato?
"Don't look! I'm dressing!"