Worst Jokes Ever
What is the tallest building?
A library 📚
It has the most stories.
What do you call a baby potato?
Small fry!
What is the difference between a tree?
Apparently, rock bottom has a basement.... :\
Why do Indians gamble so much? They are hoping to one day reclaim their land.
What is the difference between a human being and a tree tree house that is a tree tree house that is a tree tree house that is a tree tree 🌳?
What did the shark say when it ate the clownfish?
It tasted funny!
Why don't people sit next to the cheetah during a test?
Because he's a cheetah!
How do you know Thor has your back?
He's an Asgardian (ass guardian).
Why doesn't a skeleton dance? Because he had no body to dance with. Lol, Sans.
What if "balloon" was spelled "balooon?" Thatf
Why are a gun and a bag of chips alike?
You pull them out at school and everyone wants to be your friend.
What is the difference between a comma and a period?
A comma gives you a pause, but a period gives you sleep.
What is a good night's sleep, and what do I have for dinner today is what [I want to know].
My car 🚘
I love jokes about buses.
What is the difference between the human race and a leaky faucet?
What’s red and goes 100 miles per hour?
Babies in a blender.
What is Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill? Walking, JK Rowling.
How does a peadophile help a kid with maths? He adds the bed, divides the clothes, and multiplies with the whole classroom.