Worst Jokes Ever
What happens if you mix the two names "Shannon" and "Stephanie"? You have the name "Shanny."
I love the letters of the alphabet.
What's the difference between you and me? You're not strangling a man with a cloak on.
Where was Stephen Hawking buried?
In a black hole. 😂🤣
Why is Santa make-believe?
Because he is fake!
What do you call a cat 🐈 that is glued down? A big cluck.
Thankfully, I'm still alive because I fail at everything in life.
Why couldn't the boy go see the pirate movie?
Because it was rated ARRRR.
If you are wondering where the dog went, I don't know. Maybe he went barking around.
"I like planes."
- Plane Guy
What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One screams when you put it in a blender, and the other one is a cooperative little fruit.
*At A Funeral For Someone Who Jumped Off A Building* Victim's Mom: "I wonder what was the last thing that went through his head..."
Me: "Honestly... Probably his ass."
Vegans: Save the Earth.
Normal People: We're trying to, but you guys keep eating it!
We saved a transvestite in a tight mini skirt from a tree.
I thought I showed a lot of balls.
We saved a Swiss flag from a house fire. I thought that's a plus.
Last night I remember partying with friends to find blood on my nightstand.
Moments after, I scolded my friends to put my alarm clock back where they found it.
Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Nevermind, it's POINTLESS.
Chuck Norris trained Dude Perfect how to do it.
What do you call funny waves? Wave Chappelle.
Why does Helen Keller loom in the toilet after taking a poop?
Nobody knows!