Worst Jokes Ever
What's the definition of rude?
Sticking a blind man in a corner and telling him to find his wife.
What did John Cena say to Ray Charles?
Hey, man.
Alright, I'm gonna make like a tree and leaf.
*****You have to leave right after you tell this joke.****
Ccdddfrtyyhhgfdderrrrtyu.
Hi! 👋 I love! 💕
I love birthdays 🍰
A nucleus walked into a bar. He asked the bartender, “How much for a drink?” The bartender replied, “For you, NO CHARGE!”
Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
Because he only comes once a year.
What is shark's favorite day?
Chewsday.
Why did the dog 🐶 wake up tired?
It had a ruff night. 😂
Why did the toilet paper not make it across the street?
'Cause it got stuck in a pothole!
Where do astronaut cows go to get milk?
The Milky Way!
Why was the cow afraid?
Because he was a cow-herd!
You know a piranha can devour a small child in 30 seconds. Anyway, I lost my job at the aquarium today.
Fat girls give the best head because they are hungry and eat the most dick.
Fat people are thirsty, so I piss in their mouth.
Time for you to stop looking at jokes on worstjokesever.com and go to bed!
Once, there was a man that was coming to my house and peeing in my yard. Then the man came back to my house and flopped his penis everywhere and peed at the same time, and it went all over my face.
So the next day, he came back, and I got my BB gun and shot a metal BB into his peepee.
This didn't actually happen.
Why do orphans have to be homeschooled?
Because they can't be home schooled.
"Hey Modda, I'm hungry."