Worst Jokes Ever
You could say Japanese car fans and ancient Egyptians are alike—they both worship Datsun.
What is purple and whines when it’s squished?
A bunch of grapes! 🍇😂
There are three types of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He ran out of data.
NASA is going to probe Uranus, and it might take a while to get there.
Hey, What do you want? We broke up like 5 days ago, leave me alone. Ok, first wanna do some things? What kind of things? Illegal things. Like what? Knock you off and hide your body. 🤡🤡🗡
Knock knock.
Who is there?
Mother.
Mother who?
Fuck off bichon, I'm your mother!
At an school 🏫 what is your school's name?
Why are bald eagles bald? Because you're bald!
Q: Why couldn't the queer wist eating his hot dog?
A: Because it tasted like shit.
Q: What did the Iceberg say to the Titanic?
A: I'd hit that.
A cow went into a pride of lions' territory.
Since that moment, he knew his life was on the stake.
What do you call a dog that can fly? A magic dog!
What do they use in communion when they run out of bread?
Doughnuts, because they're holy.
Why doesn't Helen Keller's kid have ears? She gave it its first haircut!
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked?
"Stop it! It hertz so much!"
Where do you find the best comedians?
In the funny farm!
They killed a whole family of crows... It was a murder!
They killed a bunch of ravens... What a conspiracy!
What do crows get after they buy a phone?
A cawing card.
Why did the crows form a charity?
Because it's all for good caws!