Worst Jokes Ever
Have you heard of the man who got all his left side chopped off?
He was all right.
What's the smartest crime?
3rd degree murder.
What did the bull tell his son before it went for college?
Bye-son.
Balls.
How do you make any salad a Caesar salad?
Stab it 23 times!
Why do blondes wear tight skirts?
To keep their legs closed.
Why are you censoring my friend Franz? He's just making jokes, but you admins get offended too easily, f*cktards!
ICH BIN GOTT.
So many bots commenting so fúcking fix it!
A lady asked if I heard about the mass shooting in Ohio. I said yes, my friend died there. She said I’m so sorry. I said yeah, I tried telling him the police had good aim. Worse than that, he just found out his sister was cheating on him.
I’d make a joke to Fetty Wap on this, but there’s only a 50/50 chance he’ll SEE this.
What's the difference to a kamikaze and bin Ladin?
Bin Ladin survived when he went into a building. I have aids.
Good morning, madam. I am from the local council. Can you please tell me if you have a dog license for that poodle you have on your head?
What did the one ocean say to the other? Nothing, it just waved.
How do you drown a Blonde? You put a scratch and sniff sticker in a pool.
What do you call a flying sheep?
A muttonbird.
Why did Chad date the 9 yr old?
Because Stellas hot.
Chris Brown, More like Chris Brownie hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!
What did the beachgoers in North Carolina say when there was a tsunami?
Nothing, they died.
A father and son duo are sitting at a table, eating breakfast. The father looks at the child and says, "I'm hungry." The child looks at the father and replies, "Hi Hungry, I'm Son." The father calls his father and asks why he was named Hungry.