Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call an iPhone put into a smoothie maker?--An Apple smoothie.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
Because his cousin's name was Koshin, and he didn't want to live anymore.
What does a cow use in school? A cowculator.
Before: Caring & Noble.
After: Chernobyl.
Jack and Jill went up the hill 'cause Jack took a Viagra.
Jill was drunk, fell to her knee, Jack had his chance, did Jill till 3.
What did the beaver say to his son?
Dam, son.
How do you call on a mail man who is carrying rotten fruit?
Come post!
Son: Hey Dad, can I play Fortnite?
Dad: I don't know, do you want a girlfriend?
What is yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of children.
I complimented my neighbor's skeleton decoration for Halloween, but they just told me that it's their anorexic daughter.
What does a skeleton call their great-grandparents?
A fossil.
What is an alien's favourite chocolate?
A Mars bar.
Just because you have a career in the North doesn't mean you are North Korean.
Why did the man sit on his porch and bark at the postman when he came?
Because his dog had a sore throat!
If I get an atom, I would split it with you.
My undergrad was killer. It was murder in the first degree.
Gay person to girl: What’s your favorite planet?
Girl: Penus-(penis)(venus), and what is yours?
Gay person: What else, it's Your Anus (Uranus)!😅
The Gold Coast Titans winning the NRL. Best joke ever.
Why are the best used guns from France?
Because they have never been fired and they have only been dropped once.
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