Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay person's house!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
You walk inside a building, then you see a blind German, then you call him his name.
Answer: Nazi.
Why are the 9/11 survivors the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went down 109 stories in 10 seconds.
There were 32 cows. Twenty-eight chickens. How many were there?
There were 32 cows. Twenty ate chickens. How many were there?
What's black and red/read all over? A baby skunk with a bad case of diaper rash!
Why did the kids love the mushrooms?
Because they're fun-guys!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You're welcome.
A man walks into a store and orders 2 large chips. They give them to him and he says:
"I ordered 2 large chips, not 100 little ones!"
Ya, I have a Hydro Flask.
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What do you call a pig with two legs? Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahaa
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.
I can't put it down.
Colder than the conversation between a fat guy and a Super Model...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side! Haha, so funny...
The date is April 1st.
Somebody asks you what you are doing.
“I guess you could say I’m... fooling around ( ✧≖ ͜ʖ≖)“
What color is a burp?
Burple!
What's the difference between a snow woman and snow man?
Snowballs.
Why was Timmy sad? Because his dad stapled a frog to his forehead.
What's worse than one dead baby in a trash can?
One dead baby in ten trash cans.
9/11 happened... right?
The cops respond to 9-1-1... coincidence, I think not.
What's the difference between the Grand Canyon and a blonde?
The Grand Canyon is a busy ditch.