Worst Jokes Ever
What do bubbles get when they’re sick?
The suds.
Why did the cow cross the road? Because the chicken had corona.
What’s the difference between 1000 used tires and 1000 used condoms?
One's a good year and one's a great year.
What did Batman do when he went shopping?
Got ham!
What’s the worst part about eating vegetables? Putting them back in the wheelchair.
What’s black and sits on top of the stairs?
Christopher Reeves in a house fire.
Mom: I was an orphan once. The kid: Oh, ok, idgaf. Mom: And you're gonna be too! :) The kid: Ok, idgaf- WAIT WHAT THE FU-
Why can’t orphans be a space ship? Because they don’t have a mothership!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lion 🦁.
Lion who?
Lion again, aren't you?
Hahahaahhahahahah my joje.
What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?
Answer: They both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!
Person: Where's your mom and dad?
Orphan: :(
I gave up my seat to blind lady because she couldn't find any--let's just say I lost my job as a bus driver.
A redhead, a dark-haired woman, and a blonde walk into a bar and agree to fly to the sun!
The blonde states, "I agree, let's leave at night!"
Pooooooooooop!
What's the difference between a baby and a pizza?
One does not crow when you put it in an oven.
Why can’t you give an orphan homework?
Because they don’t have a home to do it in.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
A homey thing is a house, and a sticky thing is a stick.
What's the difference between the Titanic and Georgie from "It"?
Georgie floated!