Worst Jokes Ever

Hi, this is Stephanie. Is it a fun night for you too? I love you!

I love my dog!

What is the difference between the human rights act and a dad?

And walk.

Hi I did a...

How come the toilet paper could not make it across the road?

Because of the Corona Virus.

What is the richest planet?

Saturn 🪐- It has many rings.

Why did the toilet paper cross the road?

To wipe the chicken's ass!

Did you know toilets, while you're at work, eat your toilet paper?

I got in touch with my inner self today, it's the last time I use 1-ply toilet roll.

Damn, bitch, you got a big ass for a head!

F1, F2, F3, do you know what’s after F3?

- F4, F U, then last F U Q.

Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea. (Fantasy)

Kid: I want to be Batman.

Okay, when he gets home, his parents are dead.

Why do orphans play tennis? Because that's the only thing they love.

Peanut butter 🧈?

Very funny battery joke.

Why can’t I drive? 'Cuz my dad never showed me how, yet.

I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off!

A penis has a bad life. His neighbor is an asshole, his friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him.