Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call the bear that pushes all the other bears into the pool?
The dry bear.
What do sheep hate?
Their enemies: goats!
My bird. PRETTY BIRD! PRETTY BIRD!
Others CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP!
Grandma told me that when she passed away she wants to be a tree, and so she could live forever.
But I'm not gonna lie, it was a nice toasty fire...
You know how on Snapchat "hmu" means hit me up? A school posted "smu." Nikolas Cruz responded.
Science gets you to the moon.
Religion flies you into buildings.
Boy Scout...
- A kid who dressed like an idiot.
- An idiot who dressed like a kid.
Why do musicians in New Orleans smell so good?
Because they're jasmine (jazz men)!
Your life, ahhahaha!
King.
9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
What do you do when you see a sad orphan?
Nothing, let them wait for their parents.
Roses are blue, violets are blue.
What? Ohh, shit!!!!!! I hate having dyslexia!
Me and my little brother were playing Call Of Duty. He wasn't doing very good, so I told him so. My brother said to me, "At least I don't have to camp in order to get kills." I then responded with, "I would call you cancer, but at least cancer kills."
Your butt is bigger than Uranus!
What is the difference between a flat tire bicycle and a woman?
Answer: You need to pump the tire on the bicycle before you ride it, while a woman you need to ride her and pump.
Have you heard the new pickup line in a gay bar?
Can I push your stool in for ya?
What do you call a 60 year old with a bomb?
Suicide Boomer.
If your kid beats up an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Who are you?
Oh, I'm an orphan!
Oh... bye! :/