Worst Jokes Ever
Ignition of the bus engine.
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Why can’t orphans celebrate Christmas?
Because they have no family.
I'm sorry, none of my jokes are very punny.
What do you call a sad Doge?
What?
Nothing but Sarrrooooddd!
If Italy attacked France from the rear, would Greece help?
Sending gay men to prison makes no sense to me. I mean, you have sex with a man and then they lock you up with a bunch of other men.
That would be like arresting someone for drunk driving and forcing them to become a bartender.
What was the last thing Stephen Hawking said before he died?
"Windows Shut Down."
Why are mountains never serious?
Because they’re hill areas.
What do people often say in a cold Mexican kitchen?
Brrrrrrito!
What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?
It only takes 1 nail to hang a painting!
Monkey Man's mortuary, you stab 'em, we slab 'em.
Make a wish.
Kid: I don't want to go to Disney World, I just want to keep living my life.
Make a Wish Staff: Get the F*** out!
You're so fat that you have to live on Pluto so you don't destroy any of the planets.
Write a different joke of onions and a dead baby.
"And then I said, \"Knife to meet you.\""
"You stabbed my brother!"
"It's okay, I'm in stable condition!"
So one day, I took a trip to Russia and saw Vladimir Putin walking in the streets without any bodyguards. Seeing as how I looked just like him, we switched places for a few days.
After two days, some officer came up to me and asked if we were going to project блять, and I said yes, and the officer said, "God help us."
So a day later, I heard on the news that every other continent and the moon were destroyed. I then approached the officer and said, "I thought you meant we were having a giant orgy." He said, "We did, and that we were extremely drunk."
What's a popular name in China? Curiosity, because curiosity killed the cat.
What do you call an Asian kid that is bad at math?
An orphan.
Why don’t clams like to share?
Because they’re very shellfish.
My grandmother said goodnight...
She never said good morning.