Worst Jokes Ever
Konan was having sex on the couch, thinking how he'd come so far.
Kid: What is between mom's legs?
Dad: Paradise.
Kid: What's between your legs?
Dad: The key to paradise.
Kid: Well, you better change the lock, the neighbor has the key to.
A priest asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, "Do you have any last requests?"
"Yes," replies the murderer, "Can you please hold my hand?"
Shipmate: Captain, there’s an iceberg and we need to steer around it right now!
Captain: My momma didn’t raise no pussy. Either that iceberg is gonna move or I am.
If I had a dime for every time someone has told me to kill myself, I'd be a millionaire.
A man came running into a hospital saying, "Doctor, Doctor! I can't feel my legs!"
The doctor replied, "I know I amputated your arms!"
How many tickles does it take for an octopus to laugh?
Your momma's so depressed, she shot herself in the head hoping she'd die.
You're a big Z!
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, for instance when you push them down the stairs.
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on the couch, the couch got destroyed.
A man walks into a bar. The corrections officer says, "Usually we open the cell before you go in, now stop bleeding on my floor!"
I’ll pat your breasts, pat your breasts, cos I’m a baker’s man, and you better bring me an orgasm as fast as you can. I’ll pat you, and prick you, and mark you with my "D", And then throw you in the fire cos you’re now worthless to me!
I don't have time to write this joke.
Sans: What is Todoroki's favorite coffee creamer?
Half n' Half hehe.
Papyrus: Sans! He's not even part of our fandom!!!
Sans: Bro don't get so HOT headed about it. Just CHILL.
Sorry not sorry -sans
My girl is so cute when she sleeps. I watch her all the time... Tomorrow I might say hi to her for the first time.
What's the difference between Hitler and Logan Paul? At least Hitler had respect for the Japanese!
I’m a clown...
And everyone knows.
What do you do with a dead scientist?
You barium.
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing. It just "waved!"