Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between a gun and chips? When you bring it to class, everyone starts wanting to be your friend.
Old.
This boy said, "Get your hairline straight." I said, "Girls don't have a hairline. How about you go to the barber shop and let your barber do your hair 10 times worse than he did the first time."
Why can't an orphan make a YouTube channel?
'Cause they can't make it family friendly.
A boy asks a zookeeper, "Why is there a baguette in a cage?"
The zookeeper says, "It's bread in captivity!"
Your momma is so stupid, when someone said it’s chilly outside, she brought a spoon and bowl.
What is a bald eagle's favorite dog breed?
A beagle!
Why do orphans go to church on family day? cuz they get to spend time with their father.
A girl invites her friends to come to her birthday party, and at the party, one of her friends poops their pants.
When Sally finds out, she yells, “I never should have invited you to my party! You are a party pooper!”
2019 Senior Prank: Hey fellas, let's black out the school. Haha, we're so sneaky, oh yes!
2020 Senior Prank: Hey guys, I'm a tech whiz, let's spread a rumor on the internet saying a disease called the corona virus exists! Haha, it'd be so funny and good, even the whole world might fall for it!
Everyone in December 2020 looks at tech whiz: "...you son of a b*tch!!!"
Tech whiz: "You guys are the a**holes! I mean you fell for it for a whole year!"
Why did the octopus cross the road?
'Cause he was on the same side as a sushi restaurant.
Trump said: "Let's make America great again."
Translation by Democrats:
"Let's fake America again."
A man walked into a toilet and saw a woman fingering a man and said, "I think you're doing it wrong." Turns out it was two transvestites.
"Ur Mater."
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christopher Walken.
Those t.p. jokes are getting shittier by the second.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side and see his friend...
A husband and wife are crossing the street. The husband is explaining to the wife why you should always look both ways before crossing the street.
Man: "So you see, Dolly? You should always look both ways before crossing the street."
The man turns and looks to his wife, but she is not there!
Man: "Dolly? Dolly!"
The man looks around and sees Dolly laying dead on the street.
Man: "Dolly!"
Why do orphans go to church?
To call someone "dad."
What do you call a pointless pencil? Never mind, it’s so pointless.
Why is a waiter good at math?
Because he knows his TABLES! 🤣