Worst Jokes Ever

What does an imouto ride?

Onii-san.

What time is your name from? Any time.

What has two tires and no engine? A magic house 🏡

What is it called when you hit your funny bone at night?

Dark humor.

What time is it when dogs get hurt?

Time to take your dog to the vet!

What is your summer name? Hot.

I wish everyone spoke to each other the way God did.

Maishah the poo turned into a fart, which is the big fart monster's best friend. This is her: 🐷🐷🐷🐷🤢🤢🤢💩💩💩💩👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻🐽🐽🐽

As the car crashed, someone said, "I see a light!"

What has two names and one big home?

A person.

What is the name of a show for kids?

Barney.

Why did the chicken not cross the road?

Because it saw your face!

What does a woman do when she leaves the battered women's shelter?

"Cook my dinner, if she knows what's good for her."

What is a plane ✈️ that can not fly?

A fake one ☝️

What time is it when you cannot do anything?

What time do you think dogs are not happy?

Bulldogs.

What time is it if you sprain an ankle or an arm?

Time to go to the doctor! 🥼

Every time someone calls you a little different, car? Just say, "No, I'm not."

What time is it when you get hit by a car? Time to die.

Why are lamps so scared? Because someone might throw them away.