Worst Jokes Ever

Scientist time travels into the year 2024.

Scientist: So, what happened with the storming of Area 51?

Pedestrian: Oh, you mean The 51 Massacre?

Death&Decay

"Penis equals power, pussy equals wussy."

My dad is a pussy.

What’s the difference between a pile of corpses and a Mclaren P1?

I don’t have a garage.

Anonymous poopster

Poopies in my undies.

beerbeerq87

How do you call Doom guy that drinks Monster Zero? Boom guy!

I was at my drumming lesson and I accidentally dropped my drum stick when my sister made a terrible joke.

KA-DOOM-CHA!

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar.

The bartender looks at them and says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

What do you call an orphan with no legs in an adoption center?

Answer: Who cares?

What do you call a cow that has stuff growing on it?

Mosscow

How many degreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees does Billy Corgan have?

1979.

How many degrees does it take to change ice into boiling water?

199, because the difference between -100 and +100 is 199 (excluding the zero, because it's not real and it doesn't exist because it's not real).

Get?

How does a well-educated graduate approach a delicate situation?

I don't know, how does a well-graduated education approach a what?

With a degree!

It's a very smart day today. I'd say it has about 30-45 degrees, with humidex.

If I had a loonie for every degree I have, I wouldn't have a loonie.

Why didn't the right angle go to college? Because he had 90 degrees.

I liked my life when I first got it... Later they said no because I didn’t have the receipt.

Where does Captain Hook buy his hook?

At a second-hand store.

Q: What do you call a funny midget?

A: Kevin