Worst Jokes Ever
I brought my cousin to an arcade and I gave her $5 to go play a game, but she tugged my joystick too hard.
Your adopted.
Who are cats going to vote for in November? Hillary Kitten.
Who are cats going to vote for in November? Hillary Kitten.
What’s the point in a cow going to the cinema? To be a-moo-sed!
What side of the sidewalk do crazy people walk on? The psych-o-path.
We have invented the spade! This is groundbreaking!
What do orphans use to make breakfast? My ass! 🤣🤣
What do you call a Mexican that has lost his car?
Carlos!
Why couldn't the bike stand up by itself?
'Cause it was two tired!
Yeet? Yeet yeet yeet!
Did you fall from heaven? Or did you fall from the cliff up there?
There is a young lady.
She is beautiful.
She got much vote.
But she speaks very fast.
Does she think she looks smart doing that?
She makes me feel bad.
What's black and white and red all over?
A police brutality case.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
My mom asked my doctor, "Why is my unvaccinated baby crying?"
The doctor replied, "He's going through a midlife crisis."
Sex.
Bill, that's racist!
What do you call an arrow pointing the wrong way?
A Disap point ment.
What do you call fake noodles?
Impasta!