Worst Jokes Ever
Why can’t orphans go on field trips? Because they need parent permission.
What did the baker say when he forgot the cookie sheets?
Ooh, snickerdoodles!
Mississippi is a long word. How do you spell it?
Why does a heterosexual man believe that if a heterosexual man gets his dick sucked by another heterosexual man it's called a "brojob"?
Because it's male bonding.
Did you hear the one about the deaf person?
Me: No.
That's because they can't hear, so they don't talk.
What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common?
They never get old.
Kid goes to the kitchen.
Mom: What are you doing here?
Kid: Just checking out the knife.
Mom: So you've chosen death.
Wee dyslexic boy and girl in class.
Wee boy says, "Can you smell gas?"
Wee girl replies, "I canny even smell my name!"
Sally fell off the swing.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not Sally.
Say hi to outer space. Hi, now say how are you doing to the moon. Hi, how are you doing? Why are you wasting your time? XD lol
China wants their name on everything but the m.f. virus.
Yo mama is so huge, when she was born everyone died.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Did you hear the story about the eel? It was shocking! 😂😂😂😂😂
If I worked for Edexcel, I'd give Caroline Flack an A* for her physics experiment.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the power point/modem.
What did the octopus say to the other? "Let’s hold hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands."
What did one astronaut say to the other astronaut after landing on the Moon?
"Ah! And people thought we were moons!"
That moment when the disabled kid has to take the Pacer test.
A stupid dolphin makes an annoying noise.
The dolphin did it on porpoise.