Worst Jokes Ever
10 Fun Facts.
1. You can't wash your eyes with soap. 2. You can't count your hair. 3. You can't breathe through your nose with your tongue out. 4. You just tried number 3. 5. When you did number 3, you realized it's possible, only you look like a dog. 6. You're smiling right now because you were fooled. 7. You skipped number 5. 8. You just checked to see if there is a number 5. 9. Share this with your friends to have some fun too :-)
What does my head and hell have in common?
They both have demons in them.
Why couldn't the astronaut put the helmet on his head?
Because he didn't have enough space.
Why did the police go to a baseball game?
Because a player stole the base.
Why did the frog cross the road?
To show his gang that he had guts.
What's white, black, and red all over?
A zebra who walked into a hunting reserve.
Where were the first French Fries 🍟 made?
In Greece.
What can fly?
Bird.
What’s the difference between a hoe and a rooster?
A rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-doo," and a hoe says, "Any cock will do."
I don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something.
Why did the skunk 🦨 sleep 💤 under a car?
Because he wanted to wake up oily.
Nobody:
The Vietcong when America lands on their beaches:
tReE pOwErS aCtIvAtE!
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mom.
There's a girl I like in my school, but she's always on her phone. It seems that I can't get a SIGNAL from her.
Iran? More like tin can, cause we’re going to kick their teeth in, am I right?
A man once ate the left side of a person. One guy watching asked if the guy he was eating was okay. The man eating him said, "No... it's okay, he's all right now."
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he. 😂😂
The orphanage said I couldn't go home.
Your dad is gone.
Where would a snowman go on his days off of work?
Snowhere.
Where were the first orange trees 🍊🌳 planted?
In Orange County.