Worst Jokes Ever
When you're excited to finally see your sister, and then you realize she's wearing your clothes.
S, ss, slalom. A.
When I say, "Daddy," my stepbrother raises his head.
Why don't you act like an amoeba and split?
How many fingers am I holding up?
Said the suicide bomber, referring to the countdown.
Toot and poop.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
Why is your mom's butt so smelly? Cause she wipes poorly.
Why does the owl 🦉 have a lot of friends?
Because he’s a hoot.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They ain't got no home to run to.
Do you know how to make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
"Yo mama so... Wait... Whose mother am I speaking of?"
What is a mouse’s 🐭 favorite side order?
Cheese Fries 🍟😋
As the coronavirus pandemic strengthens...
Trump - "Quick, inject yourselves with bleach!"
Also Trump - "I order everyone in America to wear a face mask except for me!"
Police: Hey man, look at this! *throws cocaine at fan and it flew back into his face* Me: Are you okay? Police: Looks like I "crack"ed the case.
Oliver
Why did the brother cross the road? Because the sister farted.
Ha ha ha, kya bath hai.
Me so horny! Me so horny!
Ouch!