Worst Jokes Ever
How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? More than 40 because my basement is still dark.
Why did the fish cross the sea?
To get to the other tide! 😂 😂 😂
Why are Communists considered the left?
Because they can’t do anything right.
What do you call an airplane that doesn’t fly?
A plane wingless.
Why do people think that monsters are scary? Cuz they are so stupid.
I went to the eye doctor and I couldn't read. They showed me a picture of a birthday cake and I thought it was a menorah!
"Hi, honey, how do you want buns?"
So, my parents were telling me about this dark joke they made 17 years ago, but they didn't actually tell me the joke.
What is black and at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking's after a fire.
"I hear you asking, 'What's your favorite instrument?' The Trombone."
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Dishes."
"Dishes who?"
"Dishes a bad joke."
What has 8 legs and 2 ears? A dog.
What kind of number hates nuts?
17.
A guy was on trial for murder, and if convicted, would get the electric chair. His brother found out that a redneck was on the jury and figured he would be the one to bribe. He told the redneck that he would be paid $10,000 if he could convince the rest of the jury to reduce the charge to manslaughter.
The jury was out an entire week and returned with a verdict of manslaughter.
After the trial, the brother went to the redneck's house, told him what a great job he had done, and paid him the $10,000.
The redneck replied that it wasn't easy to convince the rest of the jury to change the charge to manslaughter. They all thought he was not guilty and wanted to let him go.
You could say Japanese car fans and ancient Egyptians are alike—they both worship Datsun.
What is purple and whines when it’s squished?
A bunch of grapes! 🍇😂
There are three types of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He ran out of data.
NASA is going to probe Uranus, and it might take a while to get there.
Hey, What do you want? We broke up like 5 days ago, leave me alone. Ok, first wanna do some things? What kind of things? Illegal things. Like what? Knock you off and hide your body. 🤡🤡🗡