Worst Jokes Ever
What time is it when you get home and you walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school? Oooooo day, a great night for
What time is it when you get home, can walk walk home and walk walk home from school?
What time is it when you get home, can walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home?
🏡 night time and I can drive to the car tomorrow night.
What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human being is the one who can drive.
You wanna know what I have in common with an apple?
We BOTH look good hanging in a tree.
Which Roman emperor was a mouse? Julius Cheeser!
Good morning!
What is the difference between the human and a human and walk home walk and walk walk home and walk walk home from school?
I went to the orphans to paint a picture of their parents so they can actually talk to them.
Bob's Family Restaurant:
Orphans:
:(
Why do orphans not play sport?
Because they need parents' permission.
I knew a guy who used to sell wrenches. He was all torque.
Why did Stephen Hawking go on to Britain's Got Talent?
To sing.
What kind of sex do priests love?.
Nun.
Who is Helen Keller?
Why was the ant so confused?
All of its uncles were ants.
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Decalffeinated.
Q: What did one koala say to the other? A: How's it hanging? 😂
There was once a kid named Timmy. His father and mother went to bed one night and didn't hear or see Timmy come with them.
They all get under the covers. Timmy, still unnoticed, looks under the covers and lets out a blood-curdling scream. "MOMMY, WATCH OUT! THERE IS A SNAKE GOING INTO YOUR BIG BLACK HAIRY BUSH!" And he proceeds to say, "DON'T WORRY MOMMY, I'LL GET IT!" And he takes his father's penis in his mouth and chomps down.
Now I want you to think what their breakfast conversation was the next morning.
What’s an orphan’s favorite Netflix show?
Fuller House.