Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the cantaloupe 🍈 jump into the pool?
It wanted to become a watermelon 🍉.
Why did the orphan cross the street? Because they thought that mommy and daddy was on the other side.
What do you call a school bus that you cannot drive?
A friend.
What kind of ankle are you? A broken ankle.
What do you call a school bus driver that keeps going to sleep? A monster.
What did the bus driver say to the car?
"What is your address?"
What did the bus driver say to the nut 🥜?
"Where do you live?"
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing you haven't told her twice already.
I don't get why people don't like my abortion jokes. Do they have a stick up their ass? Wait, that's the other hole.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Dishes."
"Dishes who?"
"Dishes a bad joke."
When your mum tells you to help your granny And you in plug life support.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't go home.
What are twins’ favorite fruit?
Pairs 🍐.
You can tune a guitar, but you can’t tuna fish.
What do women and moldy bread have in common?
A yeast infection.
I love jokes!
Why are baby elephants so smart? They hang out with friends!
I have a friend named Mole.
She plays a game called "sandbox" to dig up dirt...
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Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
Because it has a silent “p.”