Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between a Lambo and a pile of dead kids?
I don't have a Lambo in my garage.
What is you main food?
Me: Pizza cause I'm cheesy.
Friend: Chocolate chips cause I have a lot of friends.
Girlfriend: Donut cause I have a lot of cream.
What do you call a giraffe without a bowtie? Neck-ed.
Why did the credit card go to jail?
'Cuz it was guilty as charged!
If my cat were a cactus, doesn't that make him the catus?
A man in a wheelchair and his friend were walking down the street.
Man in Wheelchair: *falls out of wheelchair*
Friend: Are you okay?
Man in Wheelchair: I can't feel my legs!
What would the Mandalorian be called if it was made in an aquatic center?
Mandachlorian.
I gave an orphan an iPhone X for a reason.
It doesn’t have a home button.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Discord.
Discord who?
I need discord to plug in the phone.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Maserati.
Maserati who?
Why don't you clean up this Maserati?
If it is called a forehead, what happened to the five-head, six-head, and seven-head?
Do this on a calculator.
There was this girl who was (13) but she wanted to be (84) but she was (45) but the doctor said (0). He said take these tablets (2x) a day, but she took them (4x) a day, and she ended up boobless.
What would you call a mom cat and a kitten walking together?
KIT-KAT :p
What is a dog that is awesome? A smart dog.
These are all really nice jokes, but here is one.
Boy: Spell ME.
Girl: M-E.
Boy: You forgot the D.
Girl: There is no D in ME.
Boy: Not yet.
So Joe was at the store and he was looking for a dildo.
Then he saw one made out of dick skin, so he grabbed it and uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh UhuhUhUhUhUhuHuHuHuHUHUHUHUHUHUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH went his mouth.
PENIS PENIS
Call me Kobe Bryant, cause I'm gonna helicopter out of this one.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is. Sorry for the dark joke :>
I wonder if the 2 Irish kids off the Titanic movie who went to sleep before it sank had wet dreams?
Why were the cherries 🍒 crying?
Because their parents were in a jam.