Worst Jokes Ever

Mushroom.

Here are some skeleton jokes.

You know the average person tries too hard and works himself to the bone.

If that joke didn't tickle your funny bone, I can give you a real humorous joke.

I used to play the trumpet, now I play the xylo-bone.

I'm always happy; nothing gets under my skin.

I made you some turkey for lunch. Bone appetit!

I'm glad I had you; I'm no longer bonely.

I've got a skele-ton of more jokes, but I'm just giving you one more.

Did you hear about the skeleton ninja? He was very skullful (skillful)!

Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord?

A: It's cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you're pretty much screwed.

What do you call a letter using the bathroom?

The P.

I see that you start work at 9am, but your hairline starts at 9:15am.

Murder, murder, suicide by police.

Most embarrassing moment during sex, GO!

James Arnold: My grandma walked in while I was knife raping my wife.

What do a 14 year old and the fetus inside her both think?

"Man, my mom's going to kill me!"

When you breathe.

I wasn’t understanding what I had to do for homework, so my teacher said, “Let me break it down for you like the Twin Towers.”

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time!

What's the useless skin around the vagina? A woman.

Wanna know what's worse than 5 babies in one dumpster?

1 baby in 5 dumpsters.....

I asked a French man if he played videogames, and he said, "Wii!"

Why was your mom so into me?

'Cause she was the man.

joko

Stop putting up bad jokes, boi!

That one teacher that flips on and off the light switch to get the students' attention... that one kid with epilepsy...

I give homework.

Dad goat: Son, do you know what I like to eat?

Son goat: No, what?

Dad goat: Goat meat.

Son goat: *Gasps*

Dad goat: Nah, I'm just KIDing.