Worst Jokes Ever
What time is it when you eat a Christmas tree?
Time to get a new Christmas tree! 🎄
How come Christmas is one time? Because it is so nice!
Q: What kind of Christmas music do elves like?
A: “Wrap” music.
Knock knock. Who's there? Hal. Hal who? Hal will you know if you don't open the door?
One hat told another hat to stay behind, and he will go on a-head.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
My life is a joke.
What do you call a cow that doesn't stop shaking?
A milkshake.
There were three men in a car: the driver, a homeless man, and a rapper. The driver takes them to the woods and says, "I'm not really a cab driver, I'm a wanted killer." The homeless man says, "I'm not really homeless," and pulls out a chain. The rapper says, "If we're gonna be completely honest, I'm not a rapper, I'm a cop!"
Goats are so lazy these days. Computers have more RAM.
What do you call a burger 🍔 with one eye?
A one giant.
What's the difference between a club and a bar?
I can only get dead hookers from the club alleyways.
Friend says, "You were so drunk last night, you threw a mushroom at a midget and said, 'Grow, Mario, grow.'"
Q: Do you know the quadratic formula?
A: Duhhh!
Comment: Then solve it!
Formula: -b ± √(b2 - 4ac) / 2a
Q: Why are morbid jokes so cruel?
A: Because they are!
What happens if you mix the two names "Shannon" and "Stephanie"? You have the name "Shanny."
I love the letters of the alphabet.
What's the difference between you and me? You're not strangling a man with a cloak on.
Where was Stephen Hawking buried?
In a black hole. 😂🤣
Why is Santa make-believe?
Because he is fake!