Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a tree 🌲 that is magic? A magic tree 🌳.
What is yellow? The sun ☀️.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Boo." "Boo who?" "Don't cry in front of me, or else I'll cry!"
Why are fish easy to measure?
Because they bring their own scales.
What is a car that runs and can't?
What time is it?
What time do dogs 🐕 get a walk done ✅?
Time to walk with your dog 🐶!
What time is it when you say I can’t walk anymore? Time to get a wheelchair 🦼.
What is the difference between a human and a tree?
A human can walk and a house can walk to a tree, walk home, walk, walk, and walk, walk.
What time is it when you get home? Can you walk me home, and then get home? Then I can walk you home, and walk home.
Why does the large dildo not have any friends?
He's a pain in the ass.
Why are there blind people? Because there is.
What is an animal that is always at a baseball game?
A bat! 🤣🦇🦇🦇🦇
How are peppers 🌶 so nosey?
They get jalapeño business.
My wife asked me to get her a puppy. I agreed and went to an animal shelter. As I was searching for a puppy, a fire was set, and the entire animal shelter burned down.
A few hours later, I returned to my wife. She knew I had no puppies and asked why. I replied, "I couldn't find any." She understood but was upset, so I gave her something that I did get. She said, "Wow! This is good, what smokehouse did you get this at?"
What do ghosts put on their bagels 🥯?
Scream Cheese 😱.
JAW don't know sh*t!
What did Charizard say to Arceus? "Knife to meet you, literally. I got you out of Pokémon Sword and Shield!"
A person walks into the bar and said, "Hey barman, get my son a drink and tell him his dad is dead."
Who said that?
There are so many things going through my head. Sadly, none of it is a 9mm.