Worst Jokes Ever
What is the difference between a human and a tree?
A human can walk and a house can walk to a tree, walk home, walk, walk, and walk, walk.
What time is it when you get home? Can you walk me home, and then get home? Then I can walk you home, and walk home.
Why does the large dildo not have any friends?
He's a pain in the ass.
Why are there blind people? Because there is.
What is an animal that is always at a baseball game?
A bat! 🤣🦇🦇🦇🦇
How are peppers 🌶 so nosey?
They get jalapeño business.
My wife asked me to get her a puppy. I agreed and went to an animal shelter. As I was searching for a puppy, a fire was set, and the entire animal shelter burned down.
A few hours later, I returned to my wife. She knew I had no puppies and asked why. I replied, "I couldn't find any." She understood but was upset, so I gave her something that I did get. She said, "Wow! This is good, what smokehouse did you get this at?"
What do ghosts put on their bagels 🥯?
Scream Cheese 😱.
JAW don't know sh*t!
What did Charizard say to Arceus? "Knife to meet you, literally. I got you out of Pokémon Sword and Shield!"
A person walks into the bar and said, "Hey barman, get my son a drink and tell him his dad is dead."
Who said that?
There are so many things going through my head. Sadly, none of it is a 9mm.
What is a car?
What is magic?
How do you think the unthinkable? An iceberg.
Dad, I'm hungry.
Hi, hungry, I'm Dad! 👋🍪🍩🍬🌮🍔🍗🍟🍤🍉🍭🍫🍰
What do you call a magic car?
A human.
What’s the difference between a pimple and a Priest?
You see, a pimple wouldn’t normally come on a kid until he’s 13 years old.
What is a home that can fly?
A magic house!
What is a magic car? One that flies!