Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Laundry

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Wife: I think these pants are getting too small for me!

Husband: Don't worry, maybe you are just bad at laundry.

Cliff

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Why did the cliff feel offended?

Because George jumped OFF. ENDED his life.

(I'm sorry... No, I'm not!)

Skating

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One day I went skating and skated for so long that my feet were incredibly sore.

It was like my skates were moving all by themselves, but I decided to just roll with the situation.

Cake

Why did the car drive over the cake?

'Cause it was in tiers!! Lol, sorry this ain't funny.

Sister

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My sis is very funny. Her fave joke is:

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Mr. Nobody." "Mr. Nobody who?" "I just told you!"

Pencil

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A broken pencil tried to break the laws of physics. It wasn't very sharp.