Worst Jokes Ever

What’s the difference between me and a bakery shop? The bakery shop has cake! 😞🎂

"Mine is 3 inches."

"That's not very lo..."

"From the ground."

When you say, "I'm high!"

But then you fall off.

Bus went vrrrrrrrm.

What time is it when you stand on a pile of money in the bank?

High interest!

I like my new... e-a-tree and a tree that is a magic house and a tree tree and a...

Steel led to World War 2.

What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home, and walk walk home from school today? And...

What do you call a sandwich 🥪 full of envy?

Peanut Butter n' Jealousy! 😂

Who works at IHOP? A girl with one leg.

P1: Why did the chicken cross the road?

P2: To get to the other side DUH?!?

P1: No dumbass, it's to get run over because he has depression, a chronic illness, and his father left him for a good for nothing pimp that doesn’t even give a shit about how he feels. (Kinda like me).

P2: Holy shit are u ok? *Some random eavesdropping fucker dials 911 in a hurry*

You meet the guy who invented 0, what do you tell him? Thanks for nothing!

What did the Joker say to Harley Quinn?

Nothing.

Nothing lasts long these days!

As Confucius says, "Hare today, gone tomorrow!"

DON’T READ THIS IF YOU HAVE NOT PLAYED SETTLERS OF CATAN!

“Wheat is going on?” I asked my godmother. She replied “Godson, I really don’t know, but could you please get me some m-ore Shloer?”

“Ok, I’ll sheep if there’s any in the fridge!”

Borders are fat.

Eeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeee.

When is Father's Day?

Nine months before Mother's Day.

What do you call a zoo with no dogs? A shit zoo! 😂😂😂😂😂

I'mma monch ur nan's feet at 3 am tonight, ngl.

What is a monkey’s 🐒 favorite dance move?

The banana 🍌 split.