What do you call a white man in court?
SUPERIOR!
What do you call a white man in court?
SUPERIOR!
Why do Down's kids blend in in geometry?
Their foreheads are angled.
Q: Why do Norwegian ships have bar codes on them?
A: So when they come into port they can Scan-Da-Navy-In!
Surveys say that 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea. That means the 5th one likes it.
Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream cone?
He got hit by a bus.
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
He got hit by a bus.
When the chair was invented, the inventor's friend wanted to know what it did. The inventor replied: "You might want to sit down for this."
What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his ass.
What do you call a 5-year-old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
What if you put a scared homosexual guy and an angry homophobic guy inside a stable?
Hmm, let's see, if the homosexual guy has some good luck, maybe he will meet a super unicorn and help him out to defeat the angry homophobic guy :D
The twin towers are like genders, there used to be two of them.
It's said Duracell batteries are supposed to last 75 years, well Stephen, here you are.
If you're ever bored, just rape an orphan! What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Jack and Molly are sitting in school one day. Molly is asleep when the teacher asks her a question, “Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?”
Jack sees Molly is sleeping and quickly pokes her with a sharp pencil.
“Jesus Christ almighty!” shouts Molly.
“Correct,” says the teacher.
The next day the teacher asks, “Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?”
Molly is again asleep and is poked by Jack’s pencil.
“Jesus Christ almighty!” she shouts.
“Correct again,” says the teacher.
The next day, for a 3rd time, Molly is asleep.
This time the teacher asks her, “What did Eve say to Adam when she had so many children?”
Jack pokes Molly with the pencil again, and this time Molly screams “If you stick that thing in me one more time I’m going to crack it in half!”
Hey God, what are you making?
Just a wooden stick that lights on fire.
Sounds like a match made in heaven.