Worst Jokes Ever
Roses are red, The forest is bushy, OMG did you just cum in my pussy?
What’s the most annoying thing about licking bald pussy?
Putting the damn nappy back on afterwards…
A fat man meets a skinny man.
The fat man tells the skinny man: "When people look at you, they think the world's starving to death."
And the skinny man responds: "When they look at you, they know why."
The other day I started watching Game of Thrones.
I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest, and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh, so you're still on the first episode then?"
Yo mama so ugly a rapist wouldn't even touch her with a barge pole.
Q. What's a disabled person's favorite band?
A. System of a Down's syndrome.
Whenever you're mad, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What is the difference between anal sex and a microwave? A microwave doesn't brown your meat.
Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
He only comes once a year.
I didn't come into the prostitution business...
It came into me.
What’s the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before leaving the factory?
Two test tickles.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I only do anal, I thought you knew.
What do EMO kids use as birth control? Their Personalities.
What do the movies The 6th Sense and Titanic have in common?
Icy dead people.
If Jesus was real, they wouldn’t call it the crucifixion. They would call it crucifact.
Why does the United States have such a good military? Because they learn to dodge bullets in school.
What does a perverted frog say?
"Rubbit."
(Bus Driver) What did you learn in school today?
(Kid) We learned that you are a sussy baka.
(Bus Driver) Oh yeah? Well, I quit!
(Kid) Quit what?
(Bus Driver) Living.
(Kid) But it was a joke!
(Bus Driver) Doesn't matter. I will die, but you will still be alive.
(Kid) Ok.
(Bus Driver) That was a joke, too!
Whenever I have diarrhea, my roommate gets constipated.
When I told him this, he said, "Are you kidding me?"
I said, "I shit you not."
A guy runs into a bar and yells, “Quick! How tall is a penguin?”
The bartender says, “Three feet tall.”
The guy says, “Oh my God! I just ran over a nun!”