Worst Jokes Ever
My parents said to me, "Whenever you say sorry to someone and they say, 'It's okay,' it's really not."
So I said, "Okay."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orphan.
Orphan who?
Are you my mommy?
Why was one afraid of every number in the world?
Because ONE wanted TWO get something THREE FOUR FIVE at the yard sale, but SIX was not there. SEVEN EIGHT NINE as well. When all but ONE remained, it got TENse.
I help suicidal people.
BTW verb not adjective.
"Hi, this is Stephanie. I was a little bit of a walk."
What has it?
Life is like a box of chocolates, they f*cking melt :)
What is your car's name?
What has no legs and a human body?
A human with no legs.
"Eeee, is a time for a tree night out to a tree. 🌲 I can fly to the earth day to day day one night type and a walk in and a tree."
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
Hi there guys, I have no jokes, buy.
Why do New Yorkers get what Spider-Man is saying?
Because he always makes spider-sense.
Me: Knock, knock.
Teacher: Who is there?
Me: Boo.
Teacher: Boo who?
Me: Stop being a crybaby and open the door!
Teacher: ......
Me: Aw man, detention again.
I love you.
What's the difference between a human and a tree?
A human can chop down a tree.
A tree can't chop down a human.
Why doesn’t the sun ☀️ go to college?
Because it has a million degrees.
All the traffic stopping the cars, how do you spell that without any R’s?
That.
What is the difference between a human being and a tree?
A human can walk and a tree cannot walk.
Why were Helen Keller's hands crippled?
From reading stop signs at fifty miles per hour.