Worst Jokes Ever
How are genders and twin towers alike? There used to be 2, but now it's a sensitive topic.
I can hear the whole world booing me.
What’s the difference between Santa and an orphan? Nothing; they don’t have parents.
Orphans are depressed, hahaha.
Teacher: What does a chicken give you?
Student: An egg!
Teacher: What does a fat cow give you?
Student: Homework!
Why did Helen Keller walk in on someone in the bathroom?
Because she didn’t know it was the bathroom.
One day, an orphan threw a boomerang, and it didn’t come back like its parents.
Why do they have fences around cemeteries?
Because people are dying to get in.
Parallel lines have so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.
How do you get 1 million followers:
{ RUN THROUGH AFRICA WITH A BOTTLE OF WATER }
What has four legs and an arm?
A Doberman in a playground.
I went for a walk today, and I did a good job of telling what time it was.
What time is it when you get home and you walk, walk home and walk, walk home?
I did a walk walk and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home.
I love you, you love me.
What time is it when you get home and you can walk walk home and walk walk?
What is the oldest animal in the world?
A zebra—it is black and white.
Your butt's so big you can slap it and ride the waves.
What’s the difference between a woman that doesn’t belong in the kitchen and Bigfoot?
Bigfoot is real.
Roses are red, violets are blue, my bed has room for 2 ;)