Worst Jokes Ever

What is the difference between the human rights act and the rights of the earth?

Human and the earth earth is a good earth 🌎 was that what time do for dinner 🍽 night night love 💗 night night fun day and dinner 🍴 night night fun day home 🏡 night is it a great 👍 home 🏡 was the day I love 💕

Hi 👋 magic school 🏫.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. If he's busy on Valentine's Day, the side chick is you.

Dinosaurs be like:

".......My friends are dead, like bruhhh."

What YouTube channel did Mt. Fuji subscribe to? Chrissy Man.

What is a good night sleep? I love it when you walk home and walk home from school and walk home and walk home from home and walk home and get a good night walk and walk home from school and walk home from school and walk home from school and walk home from school and walk home from...

"I love you, you too. I-eeeeeee was the night. Time is it when you you get a typical sleep night. Is oooooooo, is it a walk home was the night night and a tree is it?"

What is the difference between a human being and a tree?

A human being can walk, and a tree can’t walk.

I have fun with my friends.

I hate noise.

I hate airplanes!

What is the difference between a tree and "walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school"?

What is fun? Everyone.

I had fun.

What is the difference between the human and a tree and a house that has to walk home and walk walk home from school? Was your name in your house? I did not have any good time for dinner today, but I did have a good night's sleep.

What is a good time for dinner, and what do I do? You can do dinner. Was that it?

What is the difference between a human and human rights, and a tree tree, and a house that has to?

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't find home base.

How do you make an elephant float?

One elephant, two scoops of ice cream, and a lot of root beer!

Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys.

I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.