Worst Jokes Ever

What's the best thing about midgets??

They don't need to bend while giving blowjobs.

Dark humor is like the plague; everyone was supposed to get it.

I wrote puns on a piece of paper like this:

P. P. P. P. U. U. U. U. N. N. N. N. S. S. S. S.

Then I showed them to my teacher, asking him what they had in common.

“They are all very tearable,” he replied.

Well, there is one person who gets it!

Helicopters fly because they are so ugly that the ground pushes them away.

What food makes you smart? Salt, because it's a mined food.

Jobs,

50 shapes head.

I tried to catch yodeling, but he evolved to yodingalig.

I asked my mum why she’s depressed, she said her life has been a wreck. I asked how long has it been, she then asked when I was born.

What did I say to my friend? "Job, your new name is Jojo Siwa."

What did I say to my friend, "Job, your new name is Jojo Siva?"

Why was Wet scared of Water? Because he was the water.

Impossible? I’m very possible, really!

My sister said, "LET'S GO TO PIZZA!" So, I went to the pizza shop with her and she replied, "We really only needed the car?"

My sister beat me in a race. She gave me a raspberry. I was bitter.

You really can't call Stalin bad. Just think about the people that wanted to die.

Hey, the biggest distraction will never be my tattoos in this facility if you understand what I am saying.

But in all seriousness, welcome to the biggest frat party taking place near the ocean. I am most likely going to tell my family this or maybe not, depending what's going down. I am very adaptive through different circumstances.

Orphans can’t work at Johnson and Johnson because it’s a family company.

Girl: You are gay.

Boy: Who says I’m gay?

Girl: You ARE GAY!

Boy: You are lesbian.

Crowd: OhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhbhbhhhbhH

Did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupt?

Now he's a bronze fish.

Did you hear about the nasty tuna fish?

He was rotten to the albacore.