Worst Jokes Ever
Why do cheetahs never get an A+ on a test? They always cheetah!
Why couldn't the toilet paper roll down the road?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you!
Living in Houston, Texas, and realizing that hurricanes are an annual threat, my ex-wife called me and asked what would be the safest route to get out of Houston to avoid a hurricane. My answer? Take the 610 loop, dear!
A girl and a dog were dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog.
Q: Why did the young boy ask his parents to take him to the Cowboys’ AT&T Stadium during the tornado warning?
A: He said, “There’s never a touchdown there.”
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff?
Yea, they found her “head and shoulders“ on the backseat of her car.
What do you call dolls in a line?
Barbie queuing.
What does the cannibal say when he jumps into the pool?
CANNONBALL! P.S. I made this myself.
How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road and didn't make it.
Why did Steven Hawking go to hell?
Because there is a stairway to heaven.
🧀: C’mon tomato!
🍅: I’m trying to ketchup.
🧀: You’re a mile away.
🍅: I am a tomato! It’s not that easy for me to ketchup.
Michael Vick is coming to town, hide your dogs!
A man was at the temperature -273.15°C. He was OK.
Primary School Maths Teacher: Maths has no Limits!
High School Maths Teacher: There's this thing called Limits.
Q. What did one Iron atom say to the other Iron atom?
A. "We're in the Matrix."
What do you describe Titanic as?
... Broken...
I'm in school right now, but I'm on an airplane.
Roses are red, my blood is too. I see a lot when I lost you.
A farmer has 3 fat ugly cows. One is named Xia. The next is named Chiang. What's the third?
Yu.