Worst Jokes Ever
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff?
Yea, they found her “head and shoulders“ on the backseat of her car.
What do you call dolls in a line?
Barbie queuing.
What does the cannibal say when he jumps into the pool?
CANNONBALL! P.S. I made this myself.
How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road and didn't make it.
Why did Steven Hawking go to hell?
Because there is a stairway to heaven.
🧀: C’mon tomato!
🍅: I’m trying to ketchup.
🧀: You’re a mile away.
🍅: I am a tomato! It’s not that easy for me to ketchup.
Michael Vick is coming to town, hide your dogs!
A man was at the temperature -273.15°C. He was OK.
Primary School Maths Teacher: Maths has no Limits!
High School Maths Teacher: There's this thing called Limits.
Q. What did one Iron atom say to the other Iron atom?
A. "We're in the Matrix."
What do you describe Titanic as?
... Broken...
I'm in school right now, but I'm on an airplane.
Roses are red, my blood is too. I see a lot when I lost you.
A farmer has 3 fat ugly cows. One is named Xia. The next is named Chiang. What's the third?
Yu.
My friend said, "Dude, if you don't put your desk in line with the column, you're gay." So he did it, and I said, "Well, I guess now he's straight." ;D
If you boil your funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock.
What does the bee say to the fly?
"Buzz off!"
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
I saw a sign the other day that said "Maximum penalty for smoking is £1,000."
But that's not right. Surely the maximum penalty for smoking is Death.
What do you call an orphan fish?
Self-ish.