Worst Jokes Ever
"Orange, orange, orange."
"Knock, knock."
"Orange."
"Orange you happy I didn't say orange again?"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
How do you make Stephen Hawking mad?
You turn off the WiFi router.
What do you put on a cheeseburger? It's a wrap!
Why are trees afraid of dogs? Because they bark.
Just got a new internet connected toaster. It wouldn't work until I enabled pop-ups!
When a midget smokes weed, do they get high or medium?
Why doesn’t Ganon search the web very often? Because there’s too many links.
moo.
Does anyone know where I can get that picture that went around the internet of Steven Hawking looking at the stairway to Heaven and saying “Oh Fu-k”?
Why did the orphans go to the church?
Because they need someone to call "father."
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
"Breathe... Breathe..."
I unironically shit myself. I am so sorry.
What is a fish’s 🐟 favorite game?
Salmon Says!
Once, there was a kid named Cale, but his classmates didn’t know it was spelled with a “C,” so they asked him if he could be their snack.
One day there was a guy who robbed a bank. A customer at the bank while it happened got the police. Who was that? The police said......
It’s a wood hulem.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YEEEEEEEEEEEEE YEE YEEEEE
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"SCOOT WANT TAXI!" Ok, maybe I do but can't make it there because yo mama is so fat he can't hear me on the other side.
Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on Trump's wall 24 hours every day.
What do you call a white duck?
A quacker.