Worst Jokes Ever
1. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
2. What is fast, loud, and crunchy?
A rocket chip!
3. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed!
4. What has ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield!
5. What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
Poor Uranus, he is so gassy.
Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA?
A: Do these genes make my butt look fat? 💩
What is the Titanic's favorite mint?
Icebreakers.
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What did the Cheetah say to the Lion?
"I'm a Cheetah!"
What is green and blue?
Grass and the sky.
I'm lonely, but all I have is my cheeseburger, but what is the matter of living if you only have one thing?
But a cheeseburger is all you need 'cause it has 1,000,000,000,000 bucks man, so I can't just take it and spend it wherever I want.
What's written on the bottom of a Belgian swimming pool?
"No smoking."
A guy walks into an AA meeting and asks for a road map.
So, you're human, huh? Well, I'm a skeleton, so not much gets under my skin.
Every size bag of chips is a family size for orphans.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma balls!
What did the fish say when seeing his best mate?
"I sea him!"
Your momma's so nasty, she sucked your daddy's dick and kissed you good night!
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop!
I don't think I'm allergic to this.
Why are Democrats represented by the donkey? Because some Democrats can be such an ass!
Why is Santa so fat?
He only comes once a year.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they have to hit a home run.