Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so fat, COW!
What do superheroes put in their drinks?
Just ice.
What did the snowman ⛄️ eat after dinner?
Ice cream 🍨.
What's the difference between a bicycle?
A banana, because vests don't have sleeves.
Do you think Mars prefers Sour Orbiters sweet?
Orbiter: "Or bitter?"
Wanna hear a pun?
Welp, I'll punch you with one!
Want to hear a pun?
Well, I'll punch you with one!
There aren’t enough gymnastics jokes.
It’s flipping annoying! (Original)
What is a sheep's favorite soccer player? Paul Pogbaaa.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He was just feeling like he needed a break, you know? Life is hard when you're a rooster looking after your hen and chicks. He just wanted a sense of normality, walking out of the farm. He felt light-headed, staring into the distance. Then, at this very moment, he realised it was his darkest hour.
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Why can't blind people have a seafood diet?
They have to see food to eat.
Yo mama so fat, cow!
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Yo mama is so fat, she got mixed up with Godzilla!
I waved to you before, but you never sea me because you're so washed up.
Why is the sea salty? Because it is always blue.
I had some puns about construction, but I'm still working on them.
What did the mouse 🐭 say when his friend broke their teeth?
Hard cheese! 🧀😂
Why does the paper follow up with wine because it was junk? Do wrong, so wrong that you don’t even exist because nobody even eats it. Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Haha ha ha! Haha ha haha ha ha! Ha hah hah hah ha!
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