Worst Jokes Ever
I like rocks, specifically Jeon Jungkook's rock hard abs. 😉🤭🤣
Why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get run over and poop, and he died for 30 years until he was sent to Joe for getting run over, and he got killed by something, and then he died, and then he got it by you poop.
Kian. Legit, Kian is a joke.
What's a cannibal's favorite place?
A day care.
I asked my mom if I was adopted. She said no, "Why the fuck would I adopt you?" and I said "I'm gonna kill myself," and she also said, "Make sure you do it right this time."
Fuck, fuck, and only fuck!
Isn't it sad that orphans are only allowed self raising flour? Orphan-👁👄👁
You have more chins than a Hong Kong telephone book!
My sister said you smell, but then she saw her panties having moles on it.
There are two Mexicans in a car. Who's driving?
A cop.
Q. Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
A. Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they only got plane.
Why are girls and rocks so alike?
If they're flat, they get skipped.
Why is the eagle a bird with many skills? Because it’s talon-ted!
You know, being a bitch is hard... but I found the person who's up for the challenge... you.
Think of your favorite singer. Now, go ask someone what is your favorite singer. My favorite singer is Halsey, BTS. Now think about your least fave, mine is Oil London 😵. This is my home now.
1. What rhymes with "oil"? Put it in da chat. Bye weird people!
Penis, peepee, poopoo!
Orange you glad to see me?
Q: What season can an orphan see their family tree?
A: Fall.
If you don't get it, in the fall trees have no leaves, there [are] just empty branches, like an orphan's tree.
My dad drove past a graveyard. He said, "I won't be buried there." I asked why.
He said, "Because I am not dead yet!"
How do you properly eat a vegetable?
You tip over the wheelchair.