Worst Jokes Ever

I went for a walk today, and I did a good job of telling what time it was.

What time is it when you get home and you walk, walk home and walk, walk home?

I did a walk walk and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home.

I love you, you love me.

What time is it when you get home and you can walk walk home and walk walk?

What is the oldest animal in the world?

A zebra—it is black and white.

Your butt's so big you can slap it and ride the waves.

What’s the difference between a woman that doesn’t belong in the kitchen and Bigfoot?

Bigfoot is real.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my bed has room for 2 ;)

What's big and yellow and can't swim? A bus filled with children.

What do you call a flying bus?

An Airbus.

Two people are under the covers. The man says, "Quote the Beatles: Come together!"

What do you call male mermaids?

Mer-butlers!

Let's make a joke on how depressing Monday is to ignore how depressing everyday is.

Do you know where Helen Keller lives?

Neither does she.

What did the potato say when the sweet potato told it to hurry?

I yam.

Why did you scream? Oh... Helen Keller tried to cook... 😨

How does Helen Keller say "dad?"

I don’t know, but you should ask her... wait, never mind, she can’t talk.

What is, tyyyyyy a tree is it is the difference between a?

I did a walk, walk, and I had to a car and a walk home from home I did.