Worst Jokes Ever
What's a snake's favorite subject?
Well, there are two: hisss-tory, but some prefer maths; those weirdos are adders.
Q: What did the person who invented the door knocker get?
A: A no-bell prize.
What is the king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Hail, of course!
What is another king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Reign!
Dad: What's the difference between an ELEPHANT and a POSTBOX?
Son: I don't know.
Dad: I'd better not trust you with my post then.
What do you call two redheads on Mars?
Locals.
Joker: Knock knock...
Batman: Who's there?
Joker: Not your parents!
Is your name ooOOo? Because my name is lalala.
oOO laLA!
Me: I'ma sign up to be a clown.
My friend: Why?
Me: Because my life is a joke. 😂
Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids?
To tie his kangaroo down, sport!
Why do any orphans have sex?
Because they can't call anyone "daddy."
What goes up but never comes down?
Water in Australia.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 42 stories in 7 seconds.
What's the difference between Axne and a priest??
One waits till you're 13 to come on your face.
I was looking forward to some toast...
So I took the toaster in the bath with me.
Women have less rights than a NASCAR track.
How do you know that your sister is on her period?
Your dad's dick tastes weird.
What did the drummer call his 2 twin daughters?
Anna 1 Anna 2.
Why was 911 annoyed at the pizza guy?
Because they ordered meat lovers, but they got plane.
What is yellow and can’t swim? A school, but full of drowning kids! 🤣🤣🤣
Rubbing everywhere but not the clit and asking, "Do you like that?"
(dude wtf)