Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between my wife and a battery? I can't use a battery when it dies.
Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources.
Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP's propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers
I hate 9/11 jokes... They always crash and burn, like, dude, it's not funny?
I tried to catch fog today. I mist.
What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off!
Hey, wanna hear a construction joke?
Other person: Yes.
Sorry, I'm still working on it! 😅
Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the cheek.
Why did the skeleton want a friend? Because he was feeling bonely.
Your kid is so annoying, he makes his Happy Meal cry.
What happens when an alien connects with your device?
The alien says on your device: ".-- . / - .-. .- ...- . .-.. / ..-. .-. --- -- / -- .- -. -.-- / -- .- -. -.-- / --. .- .-.. .- -..- -.-- ..."
What is the funniest joke of all time?
Your face.
My dad, unfortunately, passed away when we couldn’t remember his blood type...
His last words to us were, “Be positive!”
Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources and keep it for themselves like bitch ass jerks.
Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP ́s propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers
Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant? Because he had a big bill.
Every joke I make about 9/11 just has a tendency to crash and burn.
Deez nuts, ahaha!
Sure, just tell me how to put on a mask.
They can't say no if they're unconscious.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple actually gets picked.
1. just feeling sad. 2. depression. 3. self harm. 4. suicide.