Worst Jokes Ever
Why was there a box in a church? Because there was a funeral.
What does your mum have in common with your dad?
They are both men.
What do you call a sick eagle?
Ill-eagle! 😂
Orphan's prayer: In the name of the Father, The Son, The Holy Spirit. Amen.
what do you call a cow that fell?
Ground beef.
Who did yo mama marry?
Joe Mama.
Why did the hobo cross the road?
To get the rotten donut on the other side.
What’s the difference between a mother and a girlfriend?
A girlfriend likes a bad boy.
A woman walks onto the bus with her child. The driver says, "That's the ugliest child I have ever seen!" The woman sits down and tells her neighbor. The neighbor replies, "Go say something back. Here, I'll hold your monkey for you!"
Friend 1: How can the skeleton tell it was going to rain?
Me: He could feel it in his bones.
Friend 1: No, he read the forecast, you fucking idiot!
Heheh ;3
Why was the calf afraid?
Because she was a cow-herd.
Why go across the street when you can just go down the hall, lol?
Quit making jokes about me.
Zozo laughed at his wife for her husband being a hobo.
Zozo the hobo has two frogs and a bunny cage from pet expo. Why? Because he wanted a pet, you idiot!
Two atoms were walking on a street. One atom said to the other: "I'm feeling really positive today," and the other replied: "I know. I stole your electron." Then the first atom said "How Ionic."
How do angels 😇 make holy water 💧?
They boil the hell out of it.
Why do orphans enjoy orgasms?
Why are orphans so gayyyyyyy?
Why was the elephant woozy?
Because he was trunk.