Worst Jokes Ever
One day my ex-best friend lied about his computer dying when he left the call and watched YouTube.
Why didn't Biden get the virus?
He sniffed everyone!
So, I walked up to my grandma and I said, "What color would you be on a rainbow cupcake?" She just turned 61, ok, ok. So I'm like, "I got it, I got it, ok, ok." She's like: "Ok, what color?" I say: "Grey."
Stop making jokes about cancer... I might sound like a Karen, but it’s not fair... My mum died of cancer last month, and still I cry nearly every night 🙏🏻
How would you multiply numbers in octoschool?
You octoply, obviously.
A woman buys a house, but she doesn't know what to name the house, so she stuck her head outside and heard "Hairy butt," so she named the house Hairy Butt.
The next month she had a baby, but she didn't know what to name him, so she stuck her head outside and heard "Crack," so she named the baby Crack.
After a year or two she lost him, so she called the police and said, "Help! I looked all over my hairy butt, but I couldn't find my little crack."
What do you call a funny mountain?
Hill-arious.
I told my dad that I’m gay. He replied, “No, you're retarded.” Then he went off to kiss a baby.
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?
A prostitute only has one crack, and has to wash it and sell it again.
You can get into a fight with an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why did the yeet yeet? It yeeted!
I was going to log a pun about trees, but you wooden understand it.
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to skull.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call “daddy.”
Did you hear about the kidnapping? Yeah, he woke up.
Murueurx.
What did the drummer call his twin daughters?
Anna one, Anna two!
What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common?
CANCER!
Just kidding, they are both fun to laugh at.
Why is the orange so blind? Because it needs to take Vitamin C!
What's the difference between humans and trash cans? One's actually useful.