Worst Jokes Ever
I love school.
What time is it when you get home and you walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school? Oooooo day, a great night for
What time is it when you get home, can walk walk home and walk walk home from school?
What time is it when you get home, can walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home?
🏡 night time and I can drive to the car tomorrow night.
What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human being is the one who can drive.
You wanna know what I have in common with an apple?
We BOTH look good hanging in a tree.
Which Roman emperor was a mouse? Julius Cheeser!
Good morning!
What is the difference between the human and a human and walk home walk and walk walk home and walk walk home from school?
Your Momma's so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
I went to the orphans to paint a picture of their parents so they can actually talk to them.
Welcome to Dave's Orphanage. "You make it, we take it."
Bob's Family Restaurant:
Orphans:
:(
Why do orphans not play sport?
Because they need parents' permission.
I knew a guy who used to sell wrenches. He was all torque.
Why did Stephen Hawking go on to Britain's Got Talent?
To sing.
What kind of sex do priests love?.
Nun.
Who is Helen Keller?
Why was the ant so confused?
All of its uncles were ants.
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Decalffeinated.