Worst Jokes Ever
Knock knock.
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Don't you get it? You're the joke, dumbass!
What goes up and down and does not move?
Stairs.
What is your name in my phone?
I love your house. I have been in your art for.
What is ioooooooo?
I miss seeing my friends and teachers.
Hi 👋 I have some good idea 💡. What was the best game I’ve [played]?
I like the iceberg... my favorite character was the iceberg!
A guy entered a library and wanted to get some books to read. He was searching across the books, and the librarian asked him,
Librarian: What are you looking for?
Man: I am looking for a book!
Librarian: Which book?
Man: Facebook.
How do you say "nose" in Spanish?
hmm.... No sé.
Girl playing outside: "Step on a line and you break your mommy's spine." She then steps on a line and her mother keels over screaming.
Girl playing outside: "Step on a crack and you break daddy's back." She steps on a crack the mailman next door then keels over screaming.
The husband starts celebrating, gets in the car, and starts to drive away.
The son comes outside and steps on a crack.
The dad then dies in a car crash.
What do condoms and whores have in common?
Answer: There is a lot that comes in every box.
I was going to tell a dead baby joke...
I decided to abort.
So anyway, this old guy goes to the doctors. The doctor says, "It's bad news, you've got cancer and Alzheimer's." The old guy replies, "At least I've not got cancer!"
Did you know that the Royal family like carnivals?
Princess Diana was really fond of bumper cars.
There is this cute Russian girl in my class, yet she hasn't asked me out for vodka.
Where can you find a list of dead astronauts? In the orbituaries.
I was walking down the street when I saw this dude just vibing. He was telling every guy that walked by if his dick was bigger than theirs, they have to give him 50 bucks.
Long story short, I walked away with 100 bucks that day.
What did the kangaroo 🦘 bring to the cookout?
A jump rope!
What do you call a heterosexual man performing fellatio on another heterosexual man?
Bisexual.
Knock knock.
"Cow goes."
No, silly, cows go moo!