Worst Jokes Ever

Q: What’s the hardest thing about fucking a dude with a dildo?

A: Making sure he doesn’t wake up.

Bully: "You are so stupid!"

Classmate: does nothing.

Bully: "Oi, I'm talking to you!"

Classmate: "Oh, you're talking to me? I thought you were talking to yourself."

What's the difference between Princess Diana and Thomas the Tank Engine?

Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel.

A kid gets home from school and finds his mom and dad having sex. The kid asks, "What are you doing, Dad?" The dad replies, "Having sex with your mom, son," and he starts laughing.

The next day, Dad gets home from work and finds his son having sex with his nan. The dad shouts, "What the hell are you doing, son?" The kid replies, "It's not funny when it's your mom, is it?"

Why did ItsFunneh go on the road? She so Draco looking at a car then the car runs over him, sad Draco.

Yo mama so poor, she chased a garbage truck with a shopping list.

How many kids does it take to change a light bulb? Well, it's not 53, 'cause my basement's still dark.

What's the difference between my basement and my garage?

One has a pile of babies' bodies; the other has their heads.

Why couldn't the skeleton go to the dance?

Because he had no BODY to go with.

Y’all can actually see them at all, my toe.

"There are 20 letters in the alphabet, correct?"

"No, it's 26."

"Oh, I forgot, you are a cutie."

"You're missing one more."

"I'll give you the D later."

"....come to my office at 1pm ASAP."

So, three daughters were sitting in the same room as their mother. The first daughter asked why she was named Daisy. So, the mother replies, "Because when we were taking you out of the hospital, a daisy landed on your forehead." The second daughter asked why she was named Rose. So, the mother explained, "Same as Daisy, when we were taking you out of the hospital, a rose petal landed on your forehead." The third daughter then said "ksvrjxbdkavdowbxksb," so the mother said, "Shut up, Brick!"

When Steven Hawking realizes heaven is only a stairway away.

Mom: Wake up!

Me: No, I'm too disappointed and I have a headache...

Mom: Why are you disappointed?

Me: I took 12 random pills and I still woke up...

Medusa makes men hard.

We were so poor that every time I passed by a butcher shop, I thought there had been a horrible accident.

What operating system do Indian scammers use?

"Window licker XP."

"Fuck the school, fuck it!"

What do you call a pillow that has been on the bed for 20 years in jail?

A criminal! 😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃

Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard?

Don't worry, he was just going through a stage.