Worst Jokes Ever
The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn’t talking to me.
What do you call a crazy-in-every-way sister?
A sissy.
Why are the jokes fat? Because you made it.
I got stuck in the dryer again. Brother, say less.
Hey, look, it's Uranus coming from the sky!
I saw a little boy begging for money.
I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yes, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents!"
The other day my mom called me a retard.
I'm now an orphan.
What happens to grapes when you step on them? They wine.
Hey guess what...
What...
My penis is big.
What's the difference between Jesus and a hooker?
The face you make when you nail them.
What's the difference between a picture of Jesus and the real Jesus?
The picture only takes one nail to hang.
Whenever you see an orphan taking a selfie, photo bomb him and say, "Family photo!"
Q: Why can orphans swim?
A: They have or-fins.
Did the leaf or the emo fall out of the tree? The leaf won. The rope stopped the emo.
My mom died.
How do mountains get big?
They go trick-or-treating!
You should always be happy about family and love.
Omg wassup dude, why does your hair look just like a young Whoopi Goldberg from "The Color Purple?" Them damn stanky looking corn bread rows on your head; you look like a damn cheetah pet. Che che che cheetah, they available at Wal-Mart, Dollar Tree, Target, and Kroger.
Yo mama so fat, when she put on a yellow raincoat people see her and yell "Hey yo, taxi!"
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