Worst Jokes Ever
Earlier that day...
Mars: Okay Venus, you need to stop with the puns.
Mission on space.
Mars: Moon? You okay?
Moon:...
Mars: Moon come on! Stop spacing out!
*Venus and Moon giving her the smirk*
Hey, wanna hear a racist joke?
Donald Trump.
Why was the asian late to class?
His 1 minute rice took 2 minutes to cook.
What movie do orphans hate most?
"Home Alone."
I will tell you a joke--your life.
Why don’t Belgians eat shit sandwiches?
They don’t fancy bread!
I named my dog "J," and everyone thought I said "jam."
I wish my lawn was emo. Then it would cut itself.
What is the difference between a guitar and a fish?
You can't tuna fish.
Orphan: "I want to be a superhero."
Me: "You should be Batman."
Also me: *starts laughing* because Batman doesn't have parents...
What do a blackjack dealer and my uncle have in common?
They both hit me face down on the table.
I was in the bank one day, and this old lady asked me to check her balance. So I pushed her over.
A wild Iceberg appears! Titanic uses ram! It is not very effective. (Titanic sinks.)
KFC doesn’t use toilet paper because it is finger lickin' good!
What do bubbles get when they’re sick?
The suds.
Why did the cow cross the road? Because the chicken had corona.
What’s the difference between 1000 used tires and 1000 used condoms?
One's a good year and one's a great year.
What did Batman do when he went shopping?
Got ham!
Papa John's pizzeria and abortion clinic. You make 'em, we bake 'em.
What’s the worst part about eating vegetables? Putting them back in the wheelchair.